(inhales through teeth in a hissing sound, making a face of uncomfortable disdain)...

Uh. Hmm. This is going to sound so odd.

Uh...
Accept the fact that Yeshua Meschiach is your personal sacrifice on the altar of Forgiveness who covers the sin of your human existence as a complete failure on the path toward perfection.

It's a...it's a free gift that doesn't count on anything you've done beyond existing.

Ahem.

Geez.
It sounds so crazy.

And it's all that matters.