Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.

(PHONE RINGS)

Receptionist: Hello, good morning, King Edward VII Hospital.

Greig (Queen voice): Oh hello there, could I please speak to Kate please, my granddaughter.

Receptionist: Oh yes, just hold on ma'am.

Greig: Thank you.

Christian: Are they putting us through?

Greig: Yes.

(Laughter)

Christian: If this has worked, it's the easiest prank call we have ever made. Your accent sucked, by the way, I just want you to know.

(Laughter)

Greig: I'm not used to playing 80-year-olds. (Phone connects) Kate, my darling, are you there?

Nurse: Good morning, ma'am, this is the nurses station, how may I help you?

Greig: Hello, I'm just after my granddaughter Kate. I wanted to see how her little tummy bug is going.

Nurse: She's sleeping at the moment and has had an uneventful night, and sleep is good for her, as we speak. She's been given some fluids to re-hydrate her because she was quite dehydrated when she came in. But she's stable at the moment.

Greig: OK. Well, I'll just feed my little corgis then (barking in the background). So when is a good time to come and visit her? Because I'm the Queen so I'll need a lift down there. Charles! When can you take me to the hospital, Charles?

Christian (pretending to be Prince Charles): When will it be all right to come down and see her? Maybe in the morning or something? If that's OK?

Nurse: I would suggest that any time after nine o'clock would be suitable, because the doctor will be in in the morning and we'll just be getting her freshened up in the morning. I would think any time after nine.

Christian: Wonderful. Is Wills still there or has he gone home? I haven't spoken to him yet.

Nurse: He went home at about half past nine last night. Actually, probably about nine o' clock last night.

Christian: OK, Lovely. But they're all OK, everything's all right?

Nurse: Yes, she's quite stable at the moment. She hasn't had any retching with me since I've been on duty. And she has been sleeping on and off.

Christian: Wonderful.

Nurse: I think it's difficult sleeping in a strange bed as well.

Christian: Yes, of course, it's hardly the palace, is it!

Greig: It's nothing like the palace is it, Charles? Oh, when are you going to walk those bloody corgis?

Christian: Mumsy, I'll go and take the dogs outside.

Greig: I need to go and visit Kate in the morning. My dear, thank you so much.

Nurse: You're very welcome.

Greig: Thank you, bye.

Christian: Goodbye.

So what's inside Kate Middleton's womb???

Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.

Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.

Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.

exactly. thankyou..finally the voice of sanity

exactly. thankyou..finally the voice of sanity

She said "tummy BUMP" not bug.

She said "tummy BUMP" not bug.

a tummy bug in australian parlance means a stomach virus or illness casing vomiting

Did you even bother in read the fucking transcription???

Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell

Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell

Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.

So what's inside Kate Middleton's womb???

rapists, peodos, child murderers the proud heritage within your genes cobber, fuckin die.

wtf is your problem cunt..go brush your teeth and wash out that bin juice breath you stinky pom before you bagging anyone else.

go fiddle some kids you fuckin peodo rat, aint my fault daddy was a rapist and mummy a whore, die.

it puts the lotion in the basket^^

can you project some more you perverted cunt...

listen up you web footed mother fucker FACT you come from scum.