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I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...

 
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I'll try to make a long story short. I think this is of interest. I'm a procurement manager for a construction company which builds underground bunkers for high net worth clients. This past week, a caravan of large luxury SUV's pull up to the job site unannounced and completely unexpected as this site is a private location job site and you can understand that secrecy to its location is top priority. Even clients do not have knowledge to the exact location until AFTER completion and a series of steps are reached.

In any event, I later discover the caravan is carrying a group of various "executives," from all sorts of big companies, from rival US banks to home construction companies to insurance companies. Ok, no biggie as we all have heard big names tossed about of clients and well, only high net worth individuals can afford the bunkers anyways (For example, one big wig at a health insurance company is paying $120 million for his exclusive luxury bunker. His library desk alone is a custom made piece inlaid with gold, and gems. It's been confirmed that it cost $300,000 and there is more on the way!)

Anyways, they stay for a few hours and quietly get driven off to wherever they call home or office.

The following day, a company wide conference call is ordered and the topic is completion dates. Now, all the contracts state we have until April 30th to complete this key project and the bosses have been very easy on us... until this call! NOW we are being told to have everything completed before January 20th! We're talking a full 3 months early!

First of all, there is almost no way we can accomplish this. Our suppliers can't even provide the materials we need in time let alone the manpower to install them. We're being told to do whatever it takes to get this done including custom manufacturing. They are willing to pay double time rates for anything over 40 hours per week and large 15% bonuses for those who work through the holiday season. This is unprecedented for this very conservatively run company.

Secondly, why the big rush? I can understand a two week push but pushing three months early completion out of a schedule already delayed by Hurricane Sandy is next to impossible. We have big projects all over the country and apparently they are in the same boat and nowhere near completing this by the 20th of Jan.

Thirdly, why were these clients allowed to see the project's location before completion? What has changed?

Fourthly, as December 21st obviously has no bearing on this project and has never been mentioned by anyone here, I can't see anything out of the ordinary that would make this such a top priority.

I personally don't believe in any of that end of the world stuff so its ironic that I work for this company but it's great money and I'll take it while it lasts! Enjoy!

hiding5adamned
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You joined GLP today to give us that info? Thanks!
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
1/21/2013

maybe?
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After construction is finished they need some time to check if everything is working properly, security checks, furnishing, time for stocking it with food, etc., and time for the rats to move in. At least one month longer, so the strike may come at the end of February or beginning of March. Let me guess, solar flares, electromagnetic rays, radiation? You are not hiding under the ground from flooding... But who knows? Those bunkers are build to stand waters for some time and the government ones have submarines in there...
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
OP probably jacked his tale from here...

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]
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12/09/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
as an electrician by trade dead lines can suck eggs they mean nothing and I even laugh at project managers pushing clipboards with pens that can't swing a hammer!

Nothing going on here folks move along
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They were pushing clipboards paying double the rate plus 15% extra..?
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
hiding

15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens (I.E. bunkers) and in the rocks of the mountains (I.E. bunkers);

16 And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

The truth about 2012 isn't the DOOMs, as what sheeple claims, but

"“At the next creation, the Bolon Yokte Ku, or Nine Support Gods, will return.” "

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12/09/2012 10:19 PM
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Just something to throw in the debate, I don't know if the OP is full of shit or not, but there is somewhat of a confirmation of this by a more reliable source.

James Wesley Rawles, the famous survival expert and author, is also a retreat consultant. In a recent interview on Oct 18 on a radio show from Austin Texas that was whoring for money (I can't mention the name or I will be banned), he stated that almost all his clients are from the banking industry, most of them hedge fund managers. He said he has never had these type of customers in the past, and that he has had more in the last 6 months than in the last 5 years. He also stated that they are preparing for economic collapse soon by buying survival retreats and safe houses. Just thought I would throw that out there.
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Interesting! And all of them were flying (for the first time this year) for a special gathering to Denver before Thanksgiving. And of course, we all know the airport "secret" in there...
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
What's the timeline for the asteroid to pass near Earth?
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15 Feb 13, .09 LD
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12/09/2012 10:22 PM
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“Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man.” George S. Patton.

They are ASSUMING that a Bunker will protect them. Whatever they are hiding from, it will be temporary at best. Pretty expensive tombs.
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12/09/2012 10:23 PM
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Enjoy!
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Enjoy what?
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Enjoy!
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
Jan 20th would probably be the date this whole fiscal cliff stuff goes into effect assuming they don't reach a deal. Also the story recently about 2 million or so losing unemployment if the fiscal deals doesn't go through starting around the end of Dec-early January.
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12/09/2012 10:27 PM
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doesn't matter, I dont have a bunker, so whatever happens, I have no where to go.

Jesus is my fortress.
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12/09/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
This is all bullshit. lmfao

"They" told you to make it happen. Let me tell you how emergencies work with the wealthy.... they make it happen. Materials are things they bring in if you can't.

OP is a liar and not in the construction industry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


This isn't going to be your normal construction materials. Also, if this date is a necessity for them, then others who are having bunkers made are going to want to meet the same deadline. There will be many wealthy people wanting the same thing.
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
Can i work for you?
Im master of science civil engineer, can you send me some cad files to take a look of.
As I know the 21 of December is not the end of the world, but on that date + or - few days everything will start. So that period of sudden changes can last for few months to few years, there are some rumors that first wave will hit from 2012-2013, second one in 2017 and last one 2031 . Changes will be big but they the rich people would not be able to hide.
Beacouse the changes are phisically and mentally and spiritually
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You're a fucking master of science civil engineering and believe that stuff?

And you are scientifically educated?

Jesus christ the world is FUCKED.
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No shit eh! It's a sad day when you read shit like this.1doh1
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
"Fourthly"

LOL
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This is my world... op...
Seriously!

1. Get the client to agree IN WRITING that they understand the solid gold toilets may only be ceramic due to time restraints.

2. Bring in local carpenters, and make friends with your local Lowes/ HD pro desk manager. They will know locals who you hire to do on site fabrication of many of your trades.


I was a storm chaser (disaster contractor) for years, but I worked FOR insurance companies and even the Federal Gov. weekly. I get the "asshole client wants it yesterday" thing.

Here is where you GET PAID!!! Not just the owner. Tell them you are going to need a significant bump... you really will because you will be working from 5am to 9pm Monday-Monday.

So you need help...? look for builders in the area. They are an excellent resource. You don't want to hire through them however... you want the guy who physically leads the construction. Offer bigger than normal payments and set concrete deadlines. Deadlines that have hard penalties...

Example... "I need all the electrical roughed in by Friday at 3pm..." If you have a passed inspection signature by 5pm... you get a $500 bonus. If this goes into Saturday, you lose $200 a day it goes over.

Money is the great motivator... I have literally pulled miracles out of my ass... at times. As a matter of fact I've done it enough that it now seems kinda easy.

If you want to pick my brain on this, pm me and we can continue. Hell if you are near, Chicago, KC, Memphis, UTAH, Colorado, Florida, Southern Cali... I may have guys I can send to you.
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12/09/2012 10:50 PM
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I believe the OP is full of B.S.
He opened his account one hour before he posted. I think he is an existing GLP member who opened another account to write this story and play with your mind.lol
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I don't think those guys are playing with our minds...

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bsflag


pics.. link or GTFO
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this^^^
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
Here's one you need to consider, seriously.

In the show the event, there was a seen where the black president had an assination atempt on his life by a jetliner zeroing in on his 20.

What if January 21, 2013 at obamas second inaguration on the white house rotunda, this actually plays out as it did in the event.

Imagine the civil unrest.


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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
Be advised Ancient Kings would have their construction workers and Engineers PUT TO DEATH following the completion of their "secret burial chambers".
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The most relevant point yet.

No actual construction yahoo is going to risk his life and treasure further by disclosing information which I'm sure he agreed in writing to keep private.


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Asteroid 2012DA14 due Feb 15 2013.

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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
How much time does it take for these bunkers to buried and ready to live in OP?
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12/09/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
I admit it smells a bit fishy that carpenters know the location but the billionaires have no clue!

Anyway - if your story is true OP....pushing forward a deadline by 3 months is unusual on any construction contract...and as you say - some things just can't be completed..depends on materials being available mainly!

So they're willing to pay ANYTHING to get their bunkers completed?!

Hmmmmm....you need to squeeze out of someone the reason why...and then tell GLP!!

:-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14443490


We're not just ordinary "carpenters" and everyone has to meet certain requirements. More than you'll ever know. That said, the clients will know the final location once the project is complete but not before. At least that is what the company policy was until recently.

I highly doubt we will meet the new completion target date. I can't see that target being met even with using alternative and secondary suppliers with the quantities we need. Many materials are not even available until mid January. We will see.

I'll be sure to let you know if I know anything else.
 Quoting: JS100


Thank you OP. I believe you!
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Totally do not believe you are a procurement manager of a job like this. The security clearance you would have to have, would never allow to be so foolish as to post all this info. I'm calling your bluff. Fiction !!

Unless, you have no clue, and you think no one would know you are posting all this. If that's the case fyi, better look for another job, and hope you don't get detained.
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
Let's think about this.

If the original finish time was April, but has been brought forward to Jan, what forecast would become more accurate the closer we get to that date?

Certainly not a comet or asteroid, as trajectories would be well established - certainly without a three month margin of error. Anything which was due to impact soon after the 20th of January would now be visible - fact.

Sun activity cannot be forecast so accurately in advance either. Neither can seismic activity.

So let's assume that it's not a huge disaster that'll wipe everyone out apart from those underground; let's assume it's a hiding place.

So what's the most likely scenario? Total global economic collapse & war. The dollar is screwed. The Euro is screwed. The Asian tiger economies are built on sand. The Middle East looks as if it could kick off big style.
 Quoting: Smith Jefferys


Underground bunkers... Hmmm... Great place to hide in case of nuclear war... USA, Iran, Israel, Rusia, China = WW3...
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Totally do not believe you are a procurement manager of a job like this. The security clearance you would have to have, would never allow to be so foolish as to post all this info. I'm calling your bluff. Fiction !!

Unless, you have no clue, and you think no one would know you are posting all this. If that's the case fyi, better look for another job, and hope you don't get detained.
 Quoting: OceanRiver


Really? Check this one!

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OP I call bullshit unless you reveal the location of such said bunkers.
TRUMPS FAULT
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
Thanks for the report OP. Aren't you worried that some day after your projects are completed, that a private mercenary group will hunt you and your worker compadres down and kill the connection to their elicit extravagance of fears?

Given that scenario, have you taken some steps to prepare yourself in the event it happens?

IE: Keep some copies of the location, blueprints, weaknesses such as air vents, water supplies, escape tunnels...and use those to either make more money or as leverage in case they come after you??

I would be willing to form a group to raid and attack one of those bunkers if I knew it was close by and that it was full of sexy, scared, rich women who were all powderd up and dainty whilst the world smokes and riots above.
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OP I call bullshit unless you reveal the location of such said bunkers.
 Quoting: AR 15-SPECIALIST


+1

i know that you (OP) may be trying to protect yourself but there haven't been too many specifics.
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Re: I'm a procurement manager for a construction company building underground bunkers...
hmmmn,all these hotels underground,but let workers know locations,i wonder who thier new servants will be? some usefull slaves they accidently locked underground? or gassed them so there's no gossip in a warzone.
 Quoting: lupa14714


mke's/beta and alpha / drones /senate pages(now I'm being redundant
go to educateyourself dot org and read phil schneider research supposedly the underground base he worked on went more than 6 stories deep with live in 'servants'

but then he started talking and they killed him.

don't shoot the messenger here, folks.





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