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MoeSzyslak User ID: 28615332 United States 12/11/2012 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. Quoting: El Wason 28891691 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29718799 United States 12/13/2012 05:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. Quoting: El Wason 28891691 there must be some out there! |
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Ralph--a house dog User ID: 25802009 United States 12/13/2012 02:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What Texas needs to do is to assert its sovereign rights as a state in every way possible! They already have a start on doing just that; passing laws prohibiting Federal interference in various situations, opting out of Federal programs, etc. They need to be encouraged to do even more. All Texans should contact their statehouse reps and the governor's office (I know, Gov Goodhair is a RINO but sometimes he listens) and let them know there is popular support behind Texas controlling more of its own destiny. Last Edited by Ralph--a house dog on 12/13/2012 02:38 PM "Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night.....Rage, rage against the dying of the light"-----Dylan Thomas HIS NAME IS SETH RICH [link to biblicalselfdefense.com] [link to forum.1111ers.blog] Always remember that "for the greater good" will not include YOU. "Who decides?" ---Robert A. Heinlein -'Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.'—Benjamin Franklin [link to www.westcoasttruth.com] The only thing worth paying full retail for is pantyhose. You cannot do all of the good the world needs, but the world needs all of the good you can do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10372663 United States 12/13/2012 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
MadGame User ID: 29790506 United States 12/13/2012 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. Quoting: El Wason 28891691 What is a LIBTARD You Ask ? - A Retarded Liberal ( AKA 99.9% of all Democrats ) ... And since ALL Liberals are Retarded ... Hence LIBTARD Pissing Off LIBTARDS since 1988 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28604765 United States 12/13/2012 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21160675 United States 12/13/2012 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. Quoting: El Wason 28891691 amen |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10372663 United States 12/13/2012 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! |
Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 United States 12/13/2012 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. Quoting: El Wason 28891691 ^^That is some epic writing, right there...TY for the laugh, today!!!!! Last Edited by Abi ~ on 12/13/2012 03:15 PM You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24537507 United States 12/13/2012 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That petition served a great purpose for the WH. It allowed people to blow off steam and express their disatisfaction with the govt. without violence. I would bet they are very pleased with it. Plus they can pretty much ignore it at this point. Better that people vent their frustrations with a mouse click than violence/destruction or actual protest that draws a national media response. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10372663 United States 12/13/2012 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That petition served a great purpose for the WH. It allowed people to blow off steam and express their disatisfaction with the govt. without violence. I would bet they are very pleased with it. Plus they can pretty much ignore it at this point. Better that people vent their frustrations with a mouse click than violence/destruction or actual protest that draws a national media response. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507 I know RIGHT?! But then it's SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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s. d. butler User ID: 974819 United States 12/13/2012 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! I don't get the presumption that Texas can't defend itself. It is the size of France,the largest country in europe and probably has a better economy.Not to mention the assets you speak of. |
TheCartel User ID: 29735768 United States 12/13/2012 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10372663 For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! I don't get the presumption that Texas can't defend itself. It is the size of France,the largest country in europe and probably has a better economy.Not to mention the assets you speak of. Good name |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28604765 United States 12/13/2012 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! 1) Our school system is shit and we're a bunch of idiots. 2) Our people are lazy, some of the fattest in the nation, and WANT to be taken care of by the government. - The public school system in Texas sucks so thoroughly that it breeds oil field workers. This is the only conspiracy theory that I firmly believe in. 3) Our poverty line is higher than the national average: "Texas ranks 6th in terms of people living in poverty. Some 18.4% of Texans were impoverished in 2010, up from 17.3% a year earlier, according to Census Bureau data released this week. The national average is 15.1%" [link to money.cnn.com] 4) The Mexican population (who are conservative, but vote Democrat) make up 35% of the population with a near explosive birth rate based on 2010 census. [link to en.wikipedia.org] 5) We would have a very small, untrained militia. It's one thing for a group of hillbillies to get drunk, go camping, shoot some deer/illegal Mexicans trying to cross into the border; it's something VERY different to have a bunch of uneducated, fat, lazy, undisciplined rednecks toting guns, trying to take on a trained military/Mexican drug cartel (who are apparently trained and armed by the CIA!). 6) All of our money is based on an oil industry that is primarily headquartered in Washington. We do have oil refineries, but the owners are big, National names that would withdraw their funding in a heartbeat if we seceded. Do you think BP would back the Nation of Texas over the U.S. Federal government? [link to en.wikipedia.org] Sorry to burst your bubble. |
s. d. butler User ID: 974819 United States 12/14/2012 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10372663 For who? The white house and obummer YES! For the people of TEXAS NO! If you're one of those LIBERAL PUKES living in Austin you are kindly invited to leave the state at your earliest possible convenience! Another words GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! 1) Our school system is shit and we're a bunch of idiots. 2) Our people are lazy, some of the fattest in the nation, and WANT to be taken care of by the government. - The public school system in Texas sucks so thoroughly that it breeds oil field workers. This is the only conspiracy theory that I firmly believe in. 3) Our poverty line is higher than the national average: "Texas ranks 6th in terms of people living in poverty. Some 18.4% of Texans were impoverished in 2010, up from 17.3% a year earlier, according to Census Bureau data released this week. The national average is 15.1%" [link to money.cnn.com] 4) The Mexican population (who are conservative, but vote Democrat) make up 35% of the population with a near explosive birth rate based on 2010 census. [link to en.wikipedia.org] 5) We would have a very small, untrained militia. It's one thing for a group of hillbillies to get drunk, go camping, shoot some deer/illegal Mexicans trying to cross into the border; it's something VERY different to have a bunch of uneducated, fat, lazy, undisciplined rednecks toting guns, trying to take on a trained military/Mexican drug cartel (who are apparently trained and armed by the CIA!). 6) All of our money is based on an oil industry that is primarily headquartered in Washington. We do have oil refineries, but the owners are big, National names that would withdraw their funding in a heartbeat if we seceded. Do you think BP would back the Nation of Texas over the U.S. Federal government? [link to en.wikipedia.org] Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe. There are probably upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans in Texas. It only takes a small percentage so quoting statistics regarding the ever present underclass isn't particularly impressive. And just where do the scary bogeymen chinese fit in? Are they going to invade Texas? The cartels can be neutralized within a relatively short time, just like the Comanches on the Texas frontier. Maybe money would be withdrawn or maybe not. Or maybe Texas would go to a non fiat currency and the Texas dollar would trade 1 for 100,000 fed reserve notes. Kind of amusing that you purport to know with certainty the outcome of secession. Sorry to burst your bubble. Last Edited by s. d. butler on 12/14/2012 03:44 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8407446 United States 12/14/2012 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yep love to c them battle obama...Could texas throw a knock out punch? What Texas needs to do is to assert its sovereign rights as a state in every way possible! They already have a start on doing just that; passing laws prohibiting Federal interference in various situations, opting out of Federal programs, etc. Quoting: Ralph--a house dog They need to be encouraged to do even more. All Texans should contact their statehouse reps and the governor's office (I know, Gov Goodhair is a RINO but sometimes he listens) and let them know there is popular support behind Texas controlling more of its own destiny. |
Butt Pincher User ID: 24926363 United States 12/14/2012 03:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just a thought, but why would a state need to petition the federal government to secede? I mean, they would just do it if they really wanted to, states are sovereign. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432 I know.. why ask for permission to get a divorce?.. Just cheat and don't come home at night.. You'll get your divorce.. and you won't need a lawyer.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28604765 United States 12/14/2012 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ~Boudica~ LMAO!!! Nope...not a liberal puke. I actually voted Ron Paul and Gary Johnson at separate times. Really put this into practical function...there is no way to defend ourselves. We would be a defenseless nation, wiped out by Mexican drug cartels/China. You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! 1) Our school system is shit and we're a bunch of idiots. 2) Our people are lazy, some of the fattest in the nation, and WANT to be taken care of by the government. - The public school system in Texas sucks so thoroughly that it breeds oil field workers. This is the only conspiracy theory that I firmly believe in. 3) Our poverty line is higher than the national average: "Texas ranks 6th in terms of people living in poverty. Some 18.4% of Texans were impoverished in 2010, up from 17.3% a year earlier, according to Census Bureau data released this week. The national average is 15.1%" [link to money.cnn.com] 4) The Mexican population (who are conservative, but vote Democrat) make up 35% of the population with a near explosive birth rate based on 2010 census. [link to en.wikipedia.org] 5) We would have a very small, untrained militia. It's one thing for a group of hillbillies to get drunk, go camping, shoot some deer/illegal Mexicans trying to cross into the border; it's something VERY different to have a bunch of uneducated, fat, lazy, undisciplined rednecks toting guns, trying to take on a trained military/Mexican drug cartel (who are apparently trained and armed by the CIA!). 6) All of our money is based on an oil industry that is primarily headquartered in Washington. We do have oil refineries, but the owners are big, National names that would withdraw their funding in a heartbeat if we seceded. Do you think BP would back the Nation of Texas over the U.S. Federal government? [link to en.wikipedia.org] Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe. There are probably upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans in Texas. It only takes a small percentage so quoting statistics regarding the ever present underclass isn't particularly impressive. And just where do the scary bogeymen chinese fit in? Are they going to invade Texas? The cartels can be neutralized within a relatively short time, just like the Comanches on the Texas frontier. Maybe money would be withdrawn or maybe not. Or maybe Texas would go to a non fiat currency and the Texas dollar would trade 1 for 100,000 fed reserve notes. Kind of amusing that you purport to know with certainty the outcome of secession. Sorry to burst your bubble. 1) No, there are not upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans, and I really want to know where you got that statistic. Now, there are a large number of VETERANS, but they are definitely NOT combat age/fit to fight. 2) I was joking about the Chinese. [link to www.tnr.com] |
s. d. butler User ID: 974819 United States 12/14/2012 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10372663 You're kidding? Texas has its own Air force and a guard that belongs to Texas. Not to mention the percent of population with guns. In the recent past it had a surplus of tax money with no income tax. Oil refineries out the ass, imagine what other states would pay for gas and other oil related products to be refined. It wasn't to many years ago when this came up that it was determined Texas would be the 8th largest country in terms of GNP. I also think if you cut the Texans loose to take care of the boarder problems there wouldn't be any. GLAD to see you're not one of them!!!! Buckle up it's just getting interesting! 1) Our school system is shit and we're a bunch of idiots. 2) Our people are lazy, some of the fattest in the nation, and WANT to be taken care of by the government. - The public school system in Texas sucks so thoroughly that it breeds oil field workers. This is the only conspiracy theory that I firmly believe in. 3) Our poverty line is higher than the national average: "Texas ranks 6th in terms of people living in poverty. Some 18.4% of Texans were impoverished in 2010, up from 17.3% a year earlier, according to Census Bureau data released this week. The national average is 15.1%" [link to money.cnn.com] 4) The Mexican population (who are conservative, but vote Democrat) make up 35% of the population with a near explosive birth rate based on 2010 census. [link to en.wikipedia.org] 5) We would have a very small, untrained militia. It's one thing for a group of hillbillies to get drunk, go camping, shoot some deer/illegal Mexicans trying to cross into the border; it's something VERY different to have a bunch of uneducated, fat, lazy, undisciplined rednecks toting guns, trying to take on a trained military/Mexican drug cartel (who are apparently trained and armed by the CIA!). 6) All of our money is based on an oil industry that is primarily headquartered in Washington. We do have oil refineries, but the owners are big, National names that would withdraw their funding in a heartbeat if we seceded. Do you think BP would back the Nation of Texas over the U.S. Federal government? [link to en.wikipedia.org] Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe. There are probably upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans in Texas. It only takes a small percentage so quoting statistics regarding the ever present underclass isn't particularly impressive. And just where do the scary bogeymen chinese fit in? Are they going to invade Texas? The cartels can be neutralized within a relatively short time, just like the Comanches on the Texas frontier. Maybe money would be withdrawn or maybe not. Or maybe Texas would go to a non fiat currency and the Texas dollar would trade 1 for 100,000 fed reserve notes. Kind of amusing that you purport to know with certainty the outcome of secession. Sorry to burst your bubble. 1) No, there are not upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans, and I really want to know where you got that statistic. Now, there are a large number of VETERANS, but they are definitely NOT combat age/fit to fight. 2) I was joking about the Chinese. [link to www.tnr.com] Not to get off in the weeds but Texas population is 23 million? Military age is 18-45. The US has been at war for 12 years. The upwards of several hundred thousand wasn't a statistic just a guess. Maybe there are only two hundred thousand. I don't see how there could be fewer. Fit to fight is a function of 12 weeks or less training. If Texas couldn't field a formidable military in a fairly short time I would be surprised. The US army went from about 100 thousand 1n 1940 to around 10-15 million by the end of 1945. from your link... "Sound like a Texan secessionist’s dream? Well, it’s no dream. This country already exists. It’s called the Democratic Republic of the Congo". This is the cheapest of cheap shots... When they stoop that low they are afraid.... Last Edited by s. d. butler on 12/14/2012 06:35 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5103631 United States 12/14/2012 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. Quoting: El Wason 28891691 I was at a friends house once when his mother plugged up the toilet... the guys father went to the garage, put on a full set of rain gear and headed into the bathroom with a plunger over his shoulder... A while later he comes out and loudly proclaims... 'HEY EVERYBODY, MY WIFE SHITS ELEPHANT TURDS!'... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28604765 United States 12/14/2012 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ~Boudica~ 1) Our school system is shit and we're a bunch of idiots. 2) Our people are lazy, some of the fattest in the nation, and WANT to be taken care of by the government. - The public school system in Texas sucks so thoroughly that it breeds oil field workers. This is the only conspiracy theory that I firmly believe in. 3) Our poverty line is higher than the national average: "Texas ranks 6th in terms of people living in poverty. Some 18.4% of Texans were impoverished in 2010, up from 17.3% a year earlier, according to Census Bureau data released this week. The national average is 15.1%" [link to money.cnn.com] 4) The Mexican population (who are conservative, but vote Democrat) make up 35% of the population with a near explosive birth rate based on 2010 census. [link to en.wikipedia.org] 5) We would have a very small, untrained militia. It's one thing for a group of hillbillies to get drunk, go camping, shoot some deer/illegal Mexicans trying to cross into the border; it's something VERY different to have a bunch of uneducated, fat, lazy, undisciplined rednecks toting guns, trying to take on a trained military/Mexican drug cartel (who are apparently trained and armed by the CIA!). 6) All of our money is based on an oil industry that is primarily headquartered in Washington. We do have oil refineries, but the owners are big, National names that would withdraw their funding in a heartbeat if we seceded. Do you think BP would back the Nation of Texas over the U.S. Federal government? [link to en.wikipedia.org] Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe. There are probably upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans in Texas. It only takes a small percentage so quoting statistics regarding the ever present underclass isn't particularly impressive. And just where do the scary bogeymen chinese fit in? Are they going to invade Texas? The cartels can be neutralized within a relatively short time, just like the Comanches on the Texas frontier. Maybe money would be withdrawn or maybe not. Or maybe Texas would go to a non fiat currency and the Texas dollar would trade 1 for 100,000 fed reserve notes. Kind of amusing that you purport to know with certainty the outcome of secession. Sorry to burst your bubble. 1) No, there are not upwards of several hundred thousand military age combat veterans, and I really want to know where you got that statistic. Now, there are a large number of VETERANS, but they are definitely NOT combat age/fit to fight. 2) I was joking about the Chinese. [link to www.tnr.com] Not to get off in the weeds but Texas population is 23 million? Military age is 18-45. The US has been at war for 12 years. The upwards of several hundred thousand wasn't a statistic just a guess. Maybe there are only two hundred thousand. I don't see how there could be fewer. Fit to fight is a function of 12 weeks or less training. If Texas couldn't field a formidable military in a fairly short time I would be surprised. The US army went from about 100 thousand 1n 1940 to around 10-15 million by the end of 1945. from your link... "Sound like a Texan secessionist’s dream? Well, it’s no dream. This country already exists. It’s called the Democratic Republic of the Congo". This is the cheapest of cheap shots... When they stoop that low they are afraid.... I will leave you with this, you have much more faith in the people of Texas than I do, and I am a born and bred Texan. I love the state, and wouldn't live anywhere else, and I would fight for the security of my State, but I highly doubt the people of Texas would live up to the honor of being its own Nation. |