I have lived the "Disregard Women, Acquire Aesthetics, Man the Harpoons" lifestyle since I was a sperm. I am nothing short of a champion. I do dick push ups to failure, I have supplement nutrition facts taped to the inside of my stunna shades, I listen to Mens Fitness on audio book on my way to the gym and my workout playlist when I go to sleep at night, I have a statue in a small village in South America, I sleep in the sit up position, I don't feel pain because there is no more weakness left to leave my body, I take so many vitamins my piss is neon excellence, and I read my lifting progress while I shiit protein bars.