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DONT BAN GUNS.......Ban Thumbs...you cant hold a gun without thumbs...IF YOU SEE THUMBS SAY SOMETHING

 
THUMBS ARE TO BLAME
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DONT BAN GUNS.......Ban Thumbs...you cant hold a gun without thumbs...IF YOU SEE THUMBS SAY SOMETHING
People who are to fat....it wasn't their decision ..or the sandwich ...it was there thumbs that gave them the ability to hold the sandwich......
Or the ability to make nuclear weapons......FUCK HANDS....with put thumbs our hands are feet on our upper body location......I just typed this on my Droid brother phone with my thumbs...SEE....HOW EVIL IS THAT....


CHOP YOUR THUMBS OFF AND SEND THEM TO DHS.....If You See Thumbs Say Something....


I joke ....but the more I think about it ..its true.....thumbs are a symbol of human development ........it was a joke but what betters way to make sure a human can't produce than to snip the thumbs of the infants aloud to live....

I can smell evil now.....my joke I think will become a prediction.......
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Re: DONT BAN GUNS.......Ban Thumbs...you cant hold a gun without thumbs...IF YOU SEE THUMBS SAY SOMETHING
Oh hell, why you have to start making sense just now.

It is the thumbs isnt it.

Now where is that knife....
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Re: DONT BAN GUNS.......Ban Thumbs...you cant hold a gun without thumbs...IF YOU SEE THUMBS SAY SOMETHING
People who are to fat....it wasn't their decision ..or the sandwich ...it was there thumbs that gave them the ability to hold the sandwich......
Or the ability to make nuclear weapons......FUCK HANDS....with put thumbs our hands are feet on our upper body location......I just typed this on my Droid brother phone with my thumbs...SEE....HOW EVIL IS THAT....


CHOP YOUR THUMBS OFF AND SEND THEM TO DHS.....If You See Thumbs Say Something....


I joke ....but the more I think about it ..its true.....thumbs are a symbol of human development ........it was a joke but what betters way to make sure a human can't produce than to snip the thumbs of the infants aloud to live....

I can smell evil now.....my joke I think will become a prediction.......
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If guns are banned then the only ones that will be armed will be the bad guys. They know where to go to get guns on the black market. It will be the honest civilians that will be unarmed ... and unprotected!

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In times past when archers were in battle, and were captured the middle finger was cut off, so as to make them unable to fire the bow's.

Thus the middle finger salute was born to show the enemy that they still had there bow finger. So I figure that if you want to cut off thumbs, the natural salute should be a Thumbs Up.
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In times past when archers were in battle, and were captured the middle finger was cut off, so as to make them unable to fire the bow's.

Thus the middle finger salute was born to show the enemy that they still had there bow finger. So I figure that if you want to cut off thumbs, the natural salute should be a Thumbs Up.
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Re: DONT BAN GUNS.......Ban Thumbs...you cant hold a gun without thumbs...IF YOU SEE THUMBS SAY SOMETHING
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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If you see thumbthing, say something.

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