First world problems indeed. We can boil everything down to "always someone worse off" That kid who hasn't eaten in days?

There's another kid in Russia being raped on film half a world away, every day, and kept in a closet when not filming. All for some fat fuck's profit.

Oh yeah, and there's a kid in Africa being skinned alive by his 12 year old comrades in arms because he gave intel on enemy locations to his older brother who happened to be working for the President.

Meanwhile there's a little girl in South America who is pregnant by her uncle and is being forced to carry the baby until it can be c-sectioned safely.

Problems? There's plenty to go around, and always someone worse off. Let's admit that.