What do you call a stuffed animal that is picking it's ass? Cotton picker.
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What does Sarah fall off of the swing?

Because she doesn't have arms.

Why does she fall off again?

Because I put her back on.

Knock Knock.....? Who's there......?

Not Sarah.
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Why is a black mans eyes always red after sex? From the mace.
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What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity? Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.