getting divorced...

As I lay there in a state of sticky euphoria - our buttocks pressed against each other like Siamese peaches - a thought occurred to me.

Let's divorce?

"Is that really my wifes bugged out cooter that is emitting that pungent foulness or did I leave the fish on the counter overnight?"

Really not sure if it's feasible, or just one of my little dreams that will never be realised. You just have to learn to let some things go. shouldnt of told her...

the wunderland of the underworld
BTW you might need to get romantic
get that lve sparkling
Relationships based on only sex is fail

OP, plz, do me a favour,

hold your wife once again, and play this music, just feel it, slowly, slowly feel it.