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Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!

 
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12/18/2012 06:39 AM
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Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!
I have been told by God that He will put an end to all sin and abomination we practice on His beautiful earth. The Day of Judgement shall begin on 21st (=3x7=777) December (the month of Jesus' birth) and it shall last for seven days. Sinners and believers shall be separated in the fierce wind of God like wheat from the chaff and the chaff shall be cast into the pits of Hell where they shall suffer pains beyond human comprehension for eternity. Seconds will feel like years, minutes like centuries. You will feel like you are going insane from the pain but no insanity will bring you relief. You will feel every burn, slice of flesh and torn fingernails again and again. Maggots shall eat your brains and eyes and homosexuals' anus shall be penetrated again and again by spiky organs of foul beasts of Hell. It is the price of not obeying our Master and Creator who is benevolent and merciful to those who follow His Word.
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Hey hey hey,

I am a Christian too, believe in God and I try hard to live good.

But this hell bullshit of yours is too much, you seem to be enjoying hatred words of revenge and punishment.

No no no, you're not speaking on behalf of Christians or the word of God, you're just speaking for yourself.
“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future...”
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12/18/2012 06:47 AM
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Arnold is coming back and he's not happy!
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12/18/2012 06:48 AM
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Re: Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!
I have been told by God that He will put an end to all sin and abomination we practice on His beautiful earth. The Day of Judgement shall begin on 21st (=3x7=777) December (the month of Jesus' birth) and it shall last for seven days. Sinners and believers shall be separated in the fierce wind of God like wheat from the chaff and the chaff shall be cast into the pits of Hell where they shall suffer pains beyond human comprehension for eternity. Seconds will feel like years, minutes like centuries. You will feel like you are going insane from the pain but no insanity will bring you relief. You will feel every burn, slice of flesh and torn fingernails again and again. Maggots shall eat your brains and eyes and homosexuals' anus shall be penetrated again and again by spiky organs of foul beasts of Hell. It is the price of not obeying our Master and Creator who is benevolent and merciful to those who follow His Word.
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Jesus wasn't born in December though...
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12/18/2012 06:48 AM
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Re: Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!
Hey hey hey,

I am a Christian too, believe in God and I try hard to live good.

But this hell bullshit of yours is too much, you seem to be enjoying hatred words of revenge and punishment.

No no no, you're not speaking on behalf of Christians or the word of God, you're just speaking for yourself.
 Quoting: far&away


Pits of Hell. Really?

If my children gone done wrong, I'd forgive them cause I love them and they're my children. Surely I'm not more compassionate than God? If I wouldn't kill my children/cast them into the pits of Hell for their misdeeds, then God wouldn't cause I'm made in His image.

Or, to put it more succinctly, fuck off with your fire and brimstone shit.
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12/18/2012 06:52 AM
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Re: Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!
Everything I say is in line with God's Word that can be read in the Bible. You say that I am too harsh and think too much of vengenance. The Truth is that God's vengeance will be horrific and even my words, as harsh as you think they are, cannot describe to the full extent how awful it will be. This is the last wakeup call for the sinners and I am not going to be gentle about it!
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12/18/2012 06:55 AM
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Everything I say is in line with God's Word that can be read in the Bible. You say that I am too harsh and think too much of vengenance. The Truth is that God's vengeance will be horrific and even my words, as harsh as you think they are, cannot describe to the full extent how awful it will be. This is the last wakeup call for the sinners and I am not going to be gentle about it!
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Ok, but when Jesus was born, the shepherds were in the fields tending their flocks at night. They do this during the birthing season, which is not December.
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12/18/2012 07:02 AM

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/18/2012 07:07 AM
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Back then the seasons must have been different in the Holy Land. December is Jesus' birth month. All Christians agree to this.
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12/18/2012 07:10 AM
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I'm sure if God gave you a word, he'd get His son's birthday right. Because you have failed in this much, how can anyone believe the rest of your story? Plus I'm not sure God's too keen on pagan calendars, or even NJR calendars either.
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12/18/2012 07:13 AM
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Back then the seasons must have been different in the Holy Land. December is Jesus' birth month. All Christians agree to this.
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Well no, they couldn't have been different back then because then all the feasts and holy days in the Hebrew calander which are based on the seasons, such as ingathering at harvest and first fruits in the spring etc., would all be wrong then, but those dates still match the seasons even today.
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12/18/2012 07:16 AM
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Re: Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!
Everything I say is in line with God's Word that can be read in the Bible. You say that I am too harsh and think too much of vengenance. The Truth is that God's vengeance will be horrific and even my words, as harsh as you think they are, cannot describe to the full extent how awful it will be. This is the last wakeup call for the sinners and I am not going to be gentle about it!
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its not up to you you are not the savior. you cannot seak on gods behalf . he will make himself known to all and give them a chance in thier own hearts.dont need prompting and verbal threats.peace
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12/18/2012 07:18 AM
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Re: Repent sinners! Repent! For the Day of Judgement is here!
Everything I say is in line with God's Word that can be read in the Bible. You say that I am too harsh and think too much of vengenance. The Truth is that God's vengeance will be horrific and even my words, as harsh as you think they are, cannot describe to the full extent how awful it will be. This is the last wakeup call for the sinners and I am not going to be gentle about it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547105



its not up to you you are not the savior. you cannot speak on gods behalf . he will make himself known to all and give them a chance in their own hearts.dont need prompting and verbal threats.peace
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12/18/2012 07:20 AM
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"But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."
Mark 13:32

"Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man."
Luke 21:36
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12/18/2012 07:32 AM
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"But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."
Mark 13:32

"Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man."
Luke 21:36
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Scriptures aint gonna save your life, you are. I hope you will soon find that out, when the serpent is activated inside of you. yeah! the serpent that you are so scared of, as it is Mothers purifier, it will be time to face your demon.