Does anyone here speak polish? I need something translated

Why not use this?

[link to translate.google.com]

my uncle google does. He drinks a lot tho so sometimes hes not perfect.

I dont but i like Polish Dogs with Kraut. I also like the polish people, what ya got?

mówię polskich

co to pytanie

I speak polish and read minds, so you don't have to post it.

The translation reads: "Did you hear about the polish golfer who broke his leg? he fell off the ball washer."

last week one tried to rob a bank, tied up the safe and blew the guard.

me too. can anyone do that for me?

wypierdalaj z Wielkiej Brytanii. nie jesteś tu chciał

I got a polish wool blanket with half the label missing and it says "KOC 50% WW..." then cuts off. Koc apparently means blanket and I'm wondering what the WW starting word could be. Wool in polish is apparently wełna, does a polish person know if wwelna also means wool or if it could be a different word entirely.

spierdalaj i umrzeć

That means: get the fuck off from GB, no one wants you here.

Fuck all polish inbreds. To hell with them.

Cos the OP is a troll and he just wanted to spew some hate at the Polish people !

I need an entire aisle at my local Tesco's translated.