I was getting the GF to have REALLY good panic sex ahead of 12/21. She loves the doom and we'd read GLP and fear monger each other until we had hot, end-of-the-world sex. I'm talking doggy style over the preps in the kitchen.

Now that NOTHING has happened, the GF is kind of pissed. She was hoping we'd get to play rambo. Shes won't have panic sex with me anymore...HELP GLP. I need some more doom, please provide more fear mongering material!