How to become SELF UNEMPLOYED!

it's actually pretty funny! yay!

A lot of truth is said in jest.



.

My garage is a mess (not filthy) you dumb, bald fat fuck and I guarantee you, I make more money than you. I never have time to clean the mother fucker because I'm too busy making a living fuck this guy isn't satirical, he's a judgmental twat.


If I were you, I'd spend some time at the dentists office and on a treadmill.

"Theres the pizza boxes from 2 or 3 days ago"

L O L this is hilarious, good break from doom haha

This guy is great!

Great video.
He makes some great points about self employment doing what you love and he calls it self unemployment.

Hey, clean up your garage and put a treadmill and weights in there you bald, porky fuck.

Obvious much? Loser

Yep, it's obvious the guy in the video is a fat fucking loser.

it's obvious to me that posting like you did on this video makes you more of a twat then he could ever be!

I like his penache:)
gotta have dreams, man..

Damn!!!

The guy knows all my secrets!

I've been doing all that for over 30 years.
Started when I was 20. When I did it.
The change in attitude.

Since that time there have been times where I bring in lots of money (using workers of course), or more often just enough for myself.

But the philosophy stays the same and I like it.

It's one of the fundamentals for "being an artist". Doesn't necessarily make you an artist in other persons eyes, but it is the first step in attitude one needs to take themselves. Lots of people make a living in art, and that gets easier as years go by and you get enough people to pay high prices, maybe just a few, in order that the artist may continue their decadent irresponsible lifestyle.

It's definitely doable, and maybe it can even get bigger better than our chubby friend portrays.

I loved it!
He makes truth funny and thought provoking.

you can make tons of money and be fuckin stupid retard mofo , making money is not making picture of someone you mofo

great video

stop being slaves for the greedy

stop being a lollipop for people already reaching in the bag for the next flavor

stop and think for a moment

and do something you love to do

Bahaha ah shit.. i got a lazy-assed friend just like this (more of an "ideas" man as he likes to say) and just "helped" him organize all his crap, which means i did most of it, and i didn't even get paid for it! Yeah i'm definitely NOT unemployable damnit.

Mind you, we did sink alot of beers and talk some shit so yeah life IS good.

Says the broke, unemployed half wit worried about the space bats.

Going to work keeps us from being creative and coming up with new ideas.... this guy has some good points!

What's he gonna do when his 99 weeks runs out?

at least I don't suck everyone just to stay on surface ,the problems is that this system and modern society makes everyone self centered dumb assholes

The first half of this video just sums up why things have got so bad in society, laziness, ignorance and complacency.

Seems to me that this guys wife is the one supporting their family so he can be lazy.

Cant blame his wife for being embarrassed about inviting people round to their home, who would want people to see them living like that. It's like saying "i dont have any respect for myself or family as well as any guest that may come round or be invited round"

I have to put up with the same crap at home in a family of four adults. Takes the fucking piss not being able to live the way you want to when others dont want to see sense at all because it would interfere in their lifestyles "I dont wanna take responsibility for that, someone else will" "I want this and that but i dont want to actually put in the effort to make it happen, someone else will do that"

I love my family life, thats why im gonna break off all contact with them when i move out (if i ever get that lucky of course).

I raise cattle, hay, blueberries, strawberries, and pecans. And I own a small business, so go fuck your mother. I am a producer.

You, and chubs, are the American Dream, complaining assholes.

It's very funny, but it's not entirely true, except that you probably will have more flexible hours. Then it's up to you if you can make a decent living by being self employed. And you definitedly don't need to live in such a mess.

Word of Advice:

This philosophy works best when living alone without wife and kids. If you still want to do the marriage thing, forget it. Then you pretty much need to be a slave. The word for "wife" and "handcuffs" are one in the same in Spanish.

This guy may get divorced, by surprise, and I doubt that his wife and kids will give him the house. But he does not look like the kind that worries. Attitude is everything, eh!

Last Edited by ehecatl on 01/16/2013 06:28 PM