The Lowdown on Mexican Troops in China

so when is the invasion date?

damn how many brothers do u have?

"Okay, so I won't name names, for obvious reasons, but I will tell you that my brother works in Defence Signals Directorate, as part of the Australian arm of the ECHELON system. Mostly just bureaucratic paper shuffling. While intelligence gathering is not strictly part of his job, he is in regular contact with American CIA and NSA personal working out of Pine Gap, and they talk"

After the siesta.

The story is true Senor. I delivered a special diplomatic pouch to a Captain of the AFI that is stationed at the Mexican embassy in Beijing. Said pouch contained secret orders.

So when do the Chinese start doing all their signs and documents in Spanish?

We know they won't be having any anchor babies because the rich Chinese women are having babies in the Maternity Motels that are doing a booming business in California.

Besides Mexicans rarely have just one kid. They have a whole herd of them.

Of course there are Mexicans at the Mexican embassy and China would gladly take over Mexico's oil and other resources. God only knows what they would do with all those millions of Catholics tho.

together they will manufacture the worst shit products the world has ever seen,shit just got real people.....

Soon my friend we shall see the fruits come to bear....
Pena Nieto was choosen as President for a reason.

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Sphagetti?

News from front says they are one and the same. Watch out for the Green Burrito!

In secret cabinet meeting Mexican President indicated that Mexican marines will be the first on the ground in the upcoming Syria campaign....

For sure mexican american marines will be there right at the frontlines

No friend, this will be Marines from Mexico. Hardened by fighting the cartels they will engage the Syrians. President Peña Nieto will stand by Obama.

Latest word is that Mexican marines are on board the USS San Antonio. They will be deploying into Syria with US and Canadian forces. The forces of the North American Union emerge.......