There was jizz everywhere. A lot of people scribbled and swirled their jizz all over the wall and TV screen. The jizzmopper has to scrub down all the surfaces with bleach water on midnight shift.

The manager told me that the customers liked it "nasty" back there. Many of them pissed and shat in garbage cans or right on the floor. The way the manager explained it was that the customers wanted a "back alley" experience. Dark, dirty, smelly.