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High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing

 
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High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (CBS St. Louis) — A Kansas City high school will begin collecting hair from students to conduct mandatory drug tests.

KHSB-TV reports that Rockhurst High School will start the random drug testing during the 2013-14 school year.The school will collect 60 strands of hair from the student and test for several types of drugs, including marijuana and cocaine. If a student comes back with a positive drug test, that student will have 90 days to get drug-free. The station reports the file will be destroyed for a student who tests positive after graduation and colleges and universities will never know about the failed test.

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just somehow find a way to get the whole school to knowingly or unknowingly ingest drugs every once in awhile.

then what will they do?
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that student will have 90 days to get drug-free

or what happens?
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I suspect that depilatory sales will increase and fingernalis will be cut and filed down to minimal dimention and soaked in all matter of solvents containing hemp or poppyseed oils
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
When people make a deal with the government to take on their parental responsibilities - giving over their children for 6 - 8 hours a day for imprinting and conditioning - they've made a deal with the devil.

Now this devil is dealing the cards and calling the shots.
Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
I suspect that depilatory sales will increase and fingernalis will be cut and filed down to minimal dimention and soaked in all matter of solvents containing hemp or poppyseed oils
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Buzz cuts will become very popular.
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Patriot act provision?
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
I suspect that depilatory sales will increase and fingernalis will be cut and filed down to minimal dimention and soaked in all matter of solvents containing hemp or poppyseed oils
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Buzz cuts will become very popular.
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If only Sinead O'Connor was popular.
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When people make a deal with the government to take on their parental responsibilities - giving over their children for 6 - 8 hours a day for imprinting and conditioning - they've made a deal with the devil.

Now this devil is dealing the cards and calling the shots.
 Quoting: ClydeX


Homeschooling is so easy now. Parents really need to consider this. Especially for high school. Kids can sign up for high school at places like Penn Foster, American School, etc. and finish up by 16/17 and start college and/or go to work. No more having to spend extra time in a place that is really starting to look like a prison.
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much more then a drug test i bet, just a hunch, certainly collecting dna as well, maybe more, probably found a way to charge couple hundred bucks for a 3$ test
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If a kid eats a poppy seed muffin or anything with poppy seeds in them they can test positive for drugs like heroin. So kids won't be able to eat these things if they are going to drug test them. I worked for an airlines where we were randomly drug tested and told to never eat anything with poppy seeds because if you came up positive then you were fired. I can deal with that for a job but not for high school kids who shouldn't be under that type of pressure.
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When people make a deal with the government to take on their parental responsibilities - giving over their children for 6 - 8 hours a day for imprinting and conditioning - they've made a deal with the devil.

Now this devil is dealing the cards and calling the shots.
 Quoting: ClydeX


Homeschooling is so easy now. Parents really need to consider this. Especially for high school. Kids can sign up for high school at places like Penn Foster, American School, etc. and finish up by 16/17 and start college and/or go to work. No more having to spend extra time in a place that is really starting to look like a prison.
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But, see, it's always been just as "easy".

The trouble is that we, as a society, have become so accustomed to living above our means; that new car, that particular address, the fees at the club, any of the numerous possessions that we "must" have - all of these have come to matter more than the lives of our children, and it's just plain revolting.

It's not the "ease" of homeschooling that has changed or needs to be discussed - it's the commitment (or lack thereof) to our own children, their education, and the responsibilities of parenting.
Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
It's a private school. They can do whatever the hell they want.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
just somehow find a way to get the whole school to knowingly or unknowingly ingest drugs every once in awhile.

then what will they do?
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If a kid eats a poppy seed muffin or anything with poppy seeds in them they can test positive for drugs like heroin. So kids won't be able to eat these things if they are going to drug test them. I worked for an airlines where we were randomly drug tested and told to never eat anything with poppy seeds because if you came up positive then you were fired. I can deal with that for a job but not for high school kids who shouldn't be under that type of pressure.
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Poppy seed dumped into a pot in the cafeteria?
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BIG BROTHER......

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It's not a public school, so they should be free to run it as they see fit.
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It's a private school. They can do whatever the hell they want.
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yep

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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
If a kid eats a poppy seed muffin or anything with poppy seeds in them they can test positive for drugs like heroin. So kids won't be able to eat these things if they are going to drug test them. I worked for an airlines where we were randomly drug tested and told to never eat anything with poppy seeds because if you came up positive then you were fired. I can deal with that for a job but not for high school kids who shouldn't be under that type of pressure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


blinker That's a nice slave like mentality you have there.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
much more then a drug test i bet, just a hunch, certainly collecting dna as well, maybe more, probably found a way to charge couple hundred bucks for a 3$ test
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this was my first thought reading the OPs post. Probably collecting DNA
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
Is it weird I'm happy about this?

Also one of the schools I went to in highschool only the athletes had to have drug test.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
much more then a drug test i bet, just a hunch, certainly collecting dna as well, maybe more, probably found a way to charge couple hundred bucks for a 3$ test
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26548545


this was my first thought reading the OPs post. Probably collecting DNA
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Sorry for the double post but this is very doubtful. I think they just realize more kids are doing drugs.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
I bet they never test for prescription meds
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
Time to start bleaching that hair...
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
There could be another motive/agenda.

All these hair strands are tagged to the names of each student. They don't need 60 strands to drug test so perhaps some of those strands will be sent out for DNA profiling.

Course they could test DNA with just one strand.

Remember that things never are what they appear to be.

If this flies in this school...watch for it to expand.
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This is fucked up.

Here just hook the kids up with these while they're at it.

:shackles:
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You guys...the school is private. Evidently the majority of the parents want this, or the school wouldn't be doing it.
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When people make a deal with the government to take on their parental responsibilities - giving over their children for 6 - 8 hours a day for imprinting and conditioning - they've made a deal with the devil.

Now this devil is dealing the cards and calling the shots.
 Quoting: ClydeX


Homeschooling is so easy now. Parents really need to consider this. Especially for high school. Kids can sign up for high school at places like Penn Foster, American School, etc. and finish up by 16/17 and start college and/or go to work. No more having to spend extra time in a place that is really starting to look like a prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


But, see, it's always been just as "easy".

The trouble is that we, as a society, have become so accustomed to living above our means; that new car, that particular address, the fees at the club, any of the numerous possessions that we "must" have - all of these have come to matter more than the lives of our children, and it's just plain revolting.

It's not the "ease" of homeschooling that has changed or needs to be discussed - it's the commitment (or lack thereof) to our own children, their education, and the responsibilities of parenting.
 Quoting: ClydeX


Some parents think they can't teach their children because they don't have a teaching certificate or they don't know where to start. It can get overwhelming. All I am saying is that homeschooling has changed from decades ago and is very user friendly now. That makes parents less scared to make the change from public school to private homeschool.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
When people make a deal with the government to take on their parental responsibilities - giving over their children for 6 - 8 hours a day for imprinting and conditioning - they've made a deal with the devil.

Now this devil is dealing the cards and calling the shots.
 Quoting: ClydeX


Exactly, as a parent if you comply with this; now it's YOU who is the threat to freedom and privacy.. not the school administration or anyone else.. I'm more concerned with people who comply than with the tyranny..
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
I think the point is that the parents don't want drug use in the school they are paying $11,100/year for their son to attend.
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
I suspect that depilatory sales will increase and fingernalis will be cut and filed down to minimal dimention and soaked in all matter of solvents containing hemp or poppyseed oils
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Buzz cuts will become very popular.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


Then they will delight in taking pubic hair samples.

They are truly sick!
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Re: High School collecting students hair for mandatory drug testing
I suspect that depilatory sales will increase and fingernalis will be cut and filed down to minimal dimention and soaked in all matter of solvents containing hemp or poppyseed oils
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Buzz cuts will become very popular.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


Then they will delight in taking pubic hair samples.

They are truly sick!
 Quoting: CE1


I suspect that depilatory sales will increase and fingernalis will be cut and filed down to minimal dimention and soaked in all matter of solvents containing hemp or poppyseed oils
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1310640


Buzz cuts will become very popular.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


Then they will delight in taking pubic hair samples.

They are truly sick!
 Quoting: CE1


You can shave your pubes also.

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