My Mum told me she was a lesbian and my Dad told me he is gay.....

Sounds like a troll thread to me.

Nice gene pool

I think adoption birth certificates and genuine birth certificates are different forms.
Which one is yours?

Typed like a troll thread you mean...And its not !!!
Its surreal huh ;)

You're lucky to be alive.

All my threads are tolerable intellectual and have been finger bitingly thought out before I give out personal thoughts of my background.
I only intend to post to gain an insight of thoughtful thoughts from thoughtful people....Troll is a horrible word pfft

I save the last dance for you

:)

Sounds like your lacking a positve role model.

You may be in-vitro child with your father's sperm and your mother giving birth. How could we know? Ask them...

I look upto Justin Bieber so slack out please

I look upto Justin Bieber so slack out please

Typical Brit

tell then ur an ET

you are full blood demon spawn.. enjoy hell while its fun..

Then why were they married?

A lot of people come out later in life. I don't think you're adopted.People evolve and change and your parents too. Sometimes even the people we thought could never be gay because they don't fit the stereotypes, end up being gay. Like big tough gangsters or army generals...

one day you'll all look back on it and laugh, OP.

and if you don't, we'll do it for you.