b'reishith bora elohim eth ha eretz v'ha shamayim.

I think that's how my bible begins.

It means something like, "the first principle is that God created the earth and the heavens."

Then it gets into all this quantum physics stuff about tohu and bohu which I think is about matter and antimatter,

Then it goes onto all this stuff about fish and birds and "tannim godolim" which demonstrably means big reptiles or in latin dinosaurs.

Then we finally get to to the 7th day of creation, when God rests or alights, and from then on we are on an earth based timeline.

We meet this ethnocentric couple named Adam and Eve who call themselves the first man and woman much like modern Eskimos refer to themselves as Inuit and everyone else as Kabloonuit.

In politically correct speech what I just said was racist, because I called those muktuk eaters, eaters of raw flesh, instead of dehumanising the entire human race, and elevating the Inuit above all else.

Yes it's a hard document to translate, because all languages are ambiguous and biased.