FANDANGO RANGER SPECIAL REPORT!!!! Pope Steps Down, Opens a 72 Hour Window of MEGA DOOM!

Its on like fat pats thong

We need a video Soldier!

Going into defcon 5. Full encrypion initated. God speed everyone

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Well let's check it off.

1. Pope steps down

2. Lightening strikes the Basilicas in Rome

3. Meteors slam into Russia, Cuba and streak across San Francisco

4. Normal global quakes - Deep 6.2 magnitude earthquake rattles the Philippines [link to www.iris.edu]

5. VALENTINE'S DAY MAGNETIC STORM: Valentine's Day in Scandinavia began with a magnetic storm. Rob Stammes of the Polar Light Center in Lofoten, Norway, reports: "Our instruments recorded 2o swings in the local magnetic field, which induced strong electrical currents in the ground outside our lab." The needles on his chart recorder were swining wildly: "Overhead we saw some fantastic auroras," he adds. The storm was caused by a region of south-pointing magnetism in the solar wind that wafted past Earth during the early hours of Feb. 14th. The solar wind's south-pointing magnetic field partially canceled Earth's north-pointing magnetic field, opening a crack in our planet's magnetosphere. Solar wind poured in to fuel the storm. INTERPLANETARY SHOCK WAVE: A shock wave moving through the solar wind hit Earth's magnetic field on Feb. 16th at approximately 11:30 UT. The impact did not spark a geomagnetic storm.

6. 100,000 Thousand of Dolphins Spotted Near San Diego
[link to www.nbcbayarea.com]

7. HAARP Status - West Coast Red [link to www.haarpstatus.com]

8. Yellowstone is very active. [link to www.themistsofavalon.net]

9. Billionaires Dumping Stocks [link to www.moneynews.com]

10. Extinction-level supervolcano growing in the Pacific [link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk]

11. Timing of asteroid spared UK from devastation (They lucked out.)

hell yah man!