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Canada will 'never become a safe haven for zombies,' Parliament says

 
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Canada will 'never become a safe haven for zombies,' Parliament says
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WTF!!! what's up with all this crazy zombie shit????!!! anyone???!!

OTTAWA, Canada — It is always important to discuss pressing issues about national security … especially when it involves a zombie invasion.

Winnipeg New Democrat Pat Martin addressed the Canadian Parliament Wednesday, urging his fellow members of the House of Commons to ensure Canada remains a zombie-free country.

Martin said he wanted to salute the Center of Disease Control and Quebec for taking emergency efforts to deal with the possibilities of a zombie invasion. Recently, the Quebec government performed a disaster planning exercise, with a mock zombie invasion to address the need to be prepared.

"I don't need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don't recognize borders; that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic if it is not contained," Martin said, with members of Parliament laughing behind him.
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[link to www.ksl.com]


WTF!!! what's up with all this crazy zombie shit????!!! anyone???!!

OTTAWA, Canada — It is always important to discuss pressing issues about national security … especially when it involves a zombie invasion.

Winnipeg New Democrat Pat Martin addressed the Canadian Parliament Wednesday, urging his fellow members of the House of Commons to ensure Canada remains a zombie-free country.

Martin said he wanted to salute the Center of Disease Control and Quebec for taking emergency efforts to deal with the possibilities of a zombie invasion. Recently, the Quebec government performed a disaster planning exercise, with a mock zombie invasion to address the need to be prepared.

"I don't need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don't recognize borders; that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic if it is not contained," Martin said, with members of Parliament laughing behind him.
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you know what's so different about this article? its the first in a long time that i read and felt was honest.
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They think it is all a big joke while we suffer at their incompetent hands.

launch the NDP and the Quebecers out to Sea and Canada would be the greatest country in the world.

Fn commies
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They think it is all a big joke while we suffer at their incompetent hands.

launch the NDP and the Quebecers out to Sea and Canada would be the greatest country in the world.

Fn commies
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true its gonna happen like that film. damn they will be mixing up a new cancer cure with existing virus or something and boom fast raging mutated zombie cannibals with the strength of 10 monkies on the loose.

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02/14/2013 06:28 PM

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zombie is a metaphor for fanatical obama supporter.
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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Congress isn't the only place with useless politicians, we have them in parliament too.

They laugh and chortle at Libyans and Syrians being killed to appease the controllers of the world and piss away their time discussing retarded scenarios.
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Re: Canada will 'never become a safe haven for zombies,' Parliament says
the canadian parliament ARE zombies, wake up shit for brains

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