Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.

When dogs lick their privates they aren't actually "washing themselves"!

All cats are female and dogs male!

USA WAS THE LAND OF THE FREE.

Ice cream trucks were magic and had unlimited ice cream and secret trap doors in the bottom that lead to a magical pocket dimension house where the ice cream man lived with his family. (In truth he has to restock, and if he doesn't have a home probably sleeps on the floor of the truck)

Eating watermellon seeds are what makes a woman pregnant.

That man went to the moon and than I discovered it was a Hoax.

Peewee's Playhouse was real and that one day I would go there and learn how to be a real cowboy from Cowboy Curtis. (We all know how that turned out)

People try to do the right thing.

Kissing made you pregnant.

If I ever have kids I'm sure I will be tempted to use this...

When I was little, 65 years ago, my mother and all my aunts wore high high heels.

And I thought the heels of their FEET ACTUALLY went all the way down--in the shoe--to the floor!

Who knew?

:) Emily

That Batman wore Batman underwear, and Superman wore Superman underwear and so on.

Women get pregnant from giving oral sex

They don't ???

The civil war was about slaves.

MEn walking on the moon.

Cowboy Curtis was awesome. Laurence Fishbourne!

My brother told me hamburgers were horse meat. Since this is now a current topic I can say I really dont see what the big deal is.

The moon is made of green cheese.

I was thankful that as Americans, we had news programs that told us only the truth. I felt sorry for the Russians that they had only that propaganda

Policemen are there to help not injure and priests are good men to be trusted

If you swallow gum, it will get stuck to your heart and will kill you.

That my Teddy Ruxbin was alive and would eventually kill me in my sleep.

turkey basters don't get you pregnant.

:velocirapture:

That cartoons were alive but lived in Toon Town as per the Roger Rabbit film and were segregated because people like Doc Brown wanted to kill them.

Don't know much about cats.

However, all dogs ARE male. Female canines are known as bitches.

if youre asleep on the floor and someone crosses over you and not cross back you will not grow.

Jesus loves me.