BREAK THE BREAKING ! COURNTEY BROWN IS NOT THROWING IN THE TOWEL ON JUNE 1ST 2013

After a hastily called phone summit between bandana boy and pie man, it was decided that Dr. Brown DID NOT CALL OFF THE JUNE 1ST 2013 DOOM FESTIVAL.
"Its really hard to understand all the education-speak coming from bandana boy", said Mr. Pie and he laughed and called himself a tough old bald bastard.
"Yeah, and Mr. pie is REALLY HARD TO UNDERSTAND, SEEING THAT HIS MOUTH IS ALWAYS FILLED WITH FRESH PIE WHEN HE SPEAKS",
bandana boy said, throwing his head back and laughing, while striking his left knee for emphasis.
The two heroes of Doomtards everywhere shook hands, shrugged then hugged each other dearly.
"Dr. Brown feels that the meteor portion of the doomscape has been fulfilled, but after talking with me , he will NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP SOUNDLY AGAIN" chortled Mr. Pie.
'Yeah, that damn piemiester had to tell me about the pocket of lava in the South Pacific just waiting to blow off, and how a massive volcanic steam explosion would be hard to tell from a falling object--------I just almost wet my pants picturing it in my mind" Dr. Brown reflectively bemoaned !!!
Suddenly, just off to my right, a large fat guy with a megaphone appeared, screaming loudly. At first, I could not understand a word he was saying but then it became crystal clear, "Cheap FEMA COFFINS FOR SALE, SPECIAL DISCOUNT, 3 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE"
Mr. Pie and Bandana boy both started laughing uncontrollably , "Damn, can you believe the shamelessness of the strange kooky nuts trying to peddle their wierdo theories "
Mr Pie and Bandana boy said in unison.
They both laughed and hugged each other again.
Needless to say, this crass interruption by Megaphone man ended my exclusive interview with the "Giants of Doom"®