GOOD MORNING GLP

Good Morning :)

I'm awake, bf left for work, guess I'll read glp, maybe do some homework lol.

Life is beautiful. I woke up this morning and had a bowl of Wheaties, The Breakfast of Champions, and milk. On the front of the Wheaties box was a picture of me. On the back of the milk carton was a picture of my ex. What a happy day!!! WHAT A HAPPY DAY!!!!

Spray that lyrical wakeup juice, ain't no use it's lost on 'em, toss 'em to the side, walkin' up and down yo street throwin' vibes til the day I di-zie! UH.

*crosses arms, strikes pose*

ddaammmm guurrlll , im impressed , not only by those mad skillz but by the fact that someone listens to what I say!

sometimes when it's all too much, my spirit starts to strain.
I go somewhere with so many crazy people.. it makes me feel, kind of sane.

And so I sing these words as I head into the fray...

oh GLP, oh GLP... what topics do we have, today?

Something just went berzerk in the gulf and my dog is an E.T.

And when i need a question unanswered, I go to GLP

Well there's a bunch of stuff I never knew. Bible aliens, and chemtrails too

well I don't believe a damn word so it's just like the news.



the world's gonna end tomorrow, and next week the banks will fail

the only way to cure a headache is to make out with a snail

there's a bunch of stuff that I don't know.

Illuminati or NWO, well it all makes perfect sense so it must be true!

and it's all going according to some bot's plan...

can somebody please tell me what the hell is a moran???

and what's a homeopathic cure for indigestion?

well, I'm a half alien-reptilian hybrid. go ahead ask me a question!

well a cartoon predicts a bomb real soon and if you dont believe it you're a shill. and if you have a series disease take vinegar not a pill.

forget everything you thought was right. the shit will hit the fan tonight. I'm creeped out by workers of the light.

just give me a pin and it'll be alright.

raise the BS flag if you want, it's cool. Annunaki's gonna take you fools to school.

keep an eye on satan infiltrator's in church. be prepared for all this doom, get your tools in rehearse.

eleven's just eleven could it be a sign? new jersey's sunset at a different time.

I'm a psychic mining all your information. gold is gaining value because of inflation.

do ghosts leave an odor when they move around? a bunch of birds all fell dead on the ground.

wait... I just made myself sad. is this really happening or am I going mad?

forget everything that you thought was right.

the shit's gonna hit the fan tonight.

and I'm an Anonymous Coward do you wanna fight???

yeah, well, I'm a GLP member and I know I'm right!

GLP, I know I'm right!

good morning friends :)

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