WARNING: MEN: Don't use the 'panty in a wad' euphemism

How about knickers in a knot??? That one ok??

so...you go commando?

And is the cat in your pic deaf because it has a blue hat over its ear OP?

Just sayin'!

Stop smelling peoples underwear that's gross

I soooo wish I could!!!

Had to cut that shit out when my 3-yr-old daughter started drawing anatomically correct stick figures of me.

So kitty undies are OK, yes?

This is exactly why we should be folding them

sounds like custom smilie material to me, lol.

Nop, white pussy's bona fide deaf.

About 90% of white cats with blue eyes are. Genetic defect tied to lack of skin pigment resulting in flawed development of the inner ear hairs that serve to resonate with audible frequencies.

Fuck! I knew there was a reason I should have kept that shit... arggg....

WHAT!!!

That's what she said - what - like WTF, mate, am I right?

No, you're wrong I said to me.

Then she was like, Oh OK :)

Wow, never knew that. We used to have a white kitty, she was green-eyed though, and loved sleeping in soil, and dribbled like crazy when she was stroked.

Step slowly, away from the bong.

i guess we will just have to make due with pictures then.

Or very vivid imaginations.

Towards, you fool - towards!!!

This was a sampling of where my mind goes towards the end of a work day with nothing but GLP to read for the most part. It's step away from GLP and toward the fucking bong, shill <3

women going commando need to shave their twats. cant count the number of times i seen a girl in a skirt bend over, and theres this hairy pair of beef flaps dangling down like a nutsack.

Atleast our beef flaps look better than hairy,droppin,sweaty balls.

bollocks in a twist?