ATTN: Retardicus Majora....

Obama was recently in my neighborhood for a now infamous golf trip. The well hidden resort is no more than 2 miles from my front door. Upon his motorcade arrival the first night here, I went down to watch the motorcade roll in. After they came in off the turnpike, we had to wait behind the motorcade until they opened the road again (like 7 minutes or so) . But I waited then drove right past the entrance of the Floridian. There were 50 motorcade motorcycle police officers who had just gotten off their cycles and just past them on the bridge was a team of Secret Service on foot, sweeping the entrance and the peripheral boundaries of the resort.

At the little bridge, just past the entrance of the Floridian, I saw before me this very agent. He catches your eye for sure! However, while he is indeed almost 7 feet tall, very slender, in perfect physical condition and very ampy, he is indeed a very light skinned presumably of African origin, highly fit HUMAN!! I was within one foot of him and took a good look as he is almost superhuman looking from, a distance.

EDIT: They were stopping cars and looking in, scanning each passenger and maybe scanning tags. I was passenger and my window was down. he was right next to me on my right at the bridge where we had to stop.

Fail!!!