Last time my wife drank she showed up here trying to kick my door in at 6:00am, she threatened me with various things, till I let her in and when I called my mother so she would come over to be a witness so I wouldnt get charged with domestic violence she grabbed my cell phone (mil-spec) and smashed it on a metal shelf till it quit working.

Fun stuff!

Then she goes on a tangent about "why won't you drink with me!".

Obviously she doesn't have a concept about how much self control I needed not to... well it wouldn't have been pretty.