I am a chronic masturbator, ask me a question.

How old are you?

86

u masturbate on female soft armpits?

Hmm... A 86 year old chronic masturbator? How do you keep the romance fresh after all these years op? And how do you prevent one arm from looking like it came off Lou Ferrigno and the other like it came off a dehydrated corpse?

Some people just cant appreciate the art and dedication it takes to become a true chronic Masturbator...keep wackign away OP 86 yrs huh...I hope I can say the same when I get that age.

I wanted to ask you, do you ever look back at all the life experiences and think about how much you lost out on with your solitary vice???

Do you use a sponge on your spunk?

I hope God is proud of all of this.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center? The world may never know.

If you were a real chronic masturbate r you would not have the chance to type.