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Found this little night creature on my bird feeder

 
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Weasel, it ate all of the peanut butter I put out for it

Wen will it eat from my hand?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


When they get used to you putting it out every night, I guess about two weeks, maybe less, I've been doing this for five or six years now, I don't remember how long it took, but it wasn't long.
Keep a watch on the tree with a flash light, and when you see them, go out quietly and hold out the peanut butter on the butter knife against the tree and let them come down to eat, if they don't come down after about three min., butter the tree and try again the next night, they will get used to you eventually.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


They are afraid of flashlight

I guess don't shine it right on them?
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
A bb gun should do the trick...
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Don't ya ever sleep??
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Weasel, it ate all of the peanut butter I put out for it

Wen will it eat from my hand?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


smear the peanut butter all over your nekid body, rabid sqiurrel bats love that. and it tickles too.
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04/10/2013 09:09 PM
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Weasel, it ate all of the peanut butter I put out for it

Wen will it eat from my hand?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


When they get used to you putting it out every night, I guess about two weeks, maybe less, I've been doing this for five or six years now, I don't remember how long it took, but it wasn't long.
Keep a watch on the tree with a flash light, and when you see them, go out quietly and hold out the peanut butter on the butter knife against the tree and let them come down to eat, if they don't come down after about three min., butter the tree and try again the next night, they will get used to you eventually.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


They are afraid of flashlight

I guess don't shine it right on them?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Not straight at them, just off to the side enough to see them, their eyes are super-sensitive to bright lights, use a cheap-ass low powered flashlight, not a maglight.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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04/11/2013 12:31 AM
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I took a picture of the little critter. I will post it here!

Stand by!

I will name him, Little Peanut.
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04/11/2013 12:34 AM
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Kill it with fire
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I took a picture of the little critter. I will post it here!

Stand by!

I will name him, Little Peanut.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A camera flash will blind the shit out of them!
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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I took a picture of the little critter. I will post it here!

Stand by!

I will name him, Little Peanut.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


A camera flash will blind the shit out of them!
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


LOL

I didn't stick the camera right in his eye!
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04/12/2013 02:19 AM
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Are you still feeding them, AG? The rain washed half the peanut butter down the maple tree and they were on the ground eating it just now as I went outside, poor little guys, it's cold out.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Are you still feeding them, AG? The rain washed half the peanut butter down the maple tree and they were on the ground eating it just now as I went outside, poor little guys, it's cold out.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


Hey Weas!

Didn't feed em tonight.

But did last night you can walk right up close to them! Really cool.

I really thought I had a weird night bird or something.

I'm going to see if it will eat off my finger.
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04/12/2013 02:29 AM
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Are you still feeding them, AG? The rain washed half the peanut butter down the maple tree and they were on the ground eating it just now as I went outside, poor little guys, it's cold out.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


Hey Weas!

Didn't feed em tonight.

But did last night you can walk right up close to them! Really cool.

I really thought I had a weird night bird or something.

I'm going to see if it will eat off my finger.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They have teeth! They'll bite you unintentually, let them eat off of a spoon or knife, it's funny because they'll try to pull the utensil from your hand up the tree!
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Are you still feeding them, AG? The rain washed half the peanut butter down the maple tree and they were on the ground eating it just now as I went outside, poor little guys, it's cold out.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


Hey Weas!

Didn't feed em tonight.

But did last night you can walk right up close to them! Really cool.

I really thought I had a weird night bird or something.

I'm going to see if it will eat off my finger.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They have teeth! They'll bite you unintentually, let them eat off of a spoon or knife, it's funny because they'll try to pull the utensil from your hand up the tree!
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


Can you pick them up> LOL!?

I want to hold one
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Are you still feeding them, AG? The rain washed half the peanut butter down the maple tree and they were on the ground eating it just now as I went outside, poor little guys, it's cold out.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


Hey Weas!

Didn't feed em tonight.

But did last night you can walk right up close to them! Really cool.

I really thought I had a weird night bird or something.

I'm going to see if it will eat off my finger.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They have teeth! They'll bite you unintentually, let them eat off of a spoon or knife, it's funny because they'll try to pull the utensil from your hand up the tree!
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


Can you pick them up> LOL!?

I want to hold one
 Quoting: Astral Goat

I never tried to, they're so spastic and fast, I've only just pet them, they would probably bite if you tried to pick them up.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
I could actually hear it licking the peanut butter! It was weird
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04/12/2013 02:51 AM
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I could actually hear it licking the peanut butter! It was weird
 Quoting: Astral Goat

They make weird noises, a chirp/cluck sound when they're pissed, I've heard them while deer hunting in a treestand when they came down 4-5 feet from me.
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Wish we had those instead of the destructive bastards we have in SE Texas. I shoot them as fast as I can and they still gnaw my house to pieces.

There is a retirement home behind and in front of me and the old woman next door feeds them too.
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do you live in a gingerbread cottage?
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Cool squirrls, if they poop on my cars like the birds, they will get a pellet just like them. Until then, they can just keep surfing the forest.
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rofl
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Sweet creature, I bet they also complain about humans with their insanity and sickness. lol
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
There is a brown headed cowbird on my feeder now pecking all the smaller nicer looking birds to death!
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There is a brown headed cowbird on my feeder now pecking all the smaller nicer looking birds to death!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Cow birds are cool. Bossy. You know they lay their eggs in another bird's nest and abandon them. Ive see cardinals raising cow bird babies.
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
There is a fox outside screaming it's bloody head off!

Must want to mate!
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04/26/2013 12:24 AM
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Are you still feeding the little flying squirrels?
I counted five on the maple tree tonight.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
Are you still feeding the little flying squirrels?
I counted five on the maple tree tonight.
 Quoting: Weasel Keeper


No, but there is a fox yelping outside right now.

you'll see lots of deer and other nocturnals wandering tonight

FULL MOON

Be careful driving home tonight, the deer will be wandering far...
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
5! That's a lot!

Only have 2, and they spastically chase each other all over tree.
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My wife's aunt has black bears come to her feeders. I think I'd prefer that beady eyed varmint that you have visiting you.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
adorable...to the max!

lived by the chessa-pik my whole life but never came across one in the wild. as a zookeeper i took care of a few. most were not friendly, but one was quite friendly indeed.
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
And no, I have not harmed these magical creatures.

Hopefully the peanut butter is not GMO laced, or I could see them dropping like flies.
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Re: Found this little night creature on my bird feeder
5! That's a lot!

Only have 2, and they spastically chase each other all over tree.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


They're funny little shits, running into each other and knocking others off the tree over feeding space, even though I spread the P.B. over a wide area, they have a pecking order.
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furry lil bastard :3
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furry lil bastard :3
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


Furry little bastards they are too, I can pet them sometimes when they are setting still eating, their fur is like velvet.
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