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I'm typing this with one eye closed....You don't think we freaking the fuck our!!!
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I'm sure you are, Buddy.

I hope the prayers many of us are sending find their way to you.

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Thank You!
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Yes
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Are you healthier or stronger than any of these men?
 Quoting: zvezda 1


I can do spins the way they do. Get a sense of humour. Geez.
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Humour is one thing, nuclear war is another.
whatever
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So far it is all talk. The North Koreans don't really look ready for any war.
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So far it is all talk. The North Koreans don't really look ready for any war.
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True, but wouldn't it be logical if you were preparing for war to make it look you weren't?

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So far it is all talk. The North Koreans don't really look ready for any war.
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True, but wouldn't it be logical if you were preparing for war to make it look you weren't?
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They sure do a good job in the Ninja video.
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So far it is all talk. The North Koreans don't really look ready for any war.
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True, but wouldn't it be logical if you were preparing for war to make it look you weren't?
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


They sure do a good job in the Ninja video.
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this one ;).. all JP defence training by the look....
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So far it is all talk. The North Koreans don't really look ready for any war.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33414444


True, but wouldn't it be logical if you were preparing for war to make it look you weren't?
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


They sure do a good job in the Ninja video.
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this one ;).. all JP defence training by the look....
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Yes, that is the one.
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04/09/2013 07:06 AM
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North Korea is a joke. Since when does anyone looking to start a war give so many damn warnin?. If your living on planet earth, please evacuate to Mars so that Kim slong nothingness can take over the world. What's next?
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It is a technique to soften your enemies fortifications.

If you haven't noticed, it creates a lot of "Nothing is gonna happen"

The more rhetoric pushed, the more the tactic is encouraged.
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It is all over for us. Next Norks bomb their southern brothers. Soon the shutle falls out of the sky swiftly followed by the kill shot. I hope I can see my children grow up but it is not looking good I must admit.
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I think next is some more talk and threat with no real action.

They are not prepared for war in NK because they need all the manpower to work on the farms at this time.

[link to www.dailynk.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36003083


BUT it is also the time of year where the winds blow from the North into the south.

Making it the best time of year to attack. The winds keep the WMD away from the North, China and Russia.
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This time Norms aren't just talk. There will be war on the Korean peninsula. Because they have never backed up there words with this much action. They never kept there workers from the shared complex and never severed the armistice and hot lines for this long.
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ohyeah
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Anyone think they're doing all this buildup just to do nothing and lose face?

Unlikely to be the plan.
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Why is US/NATO hesitating to attack North Korea, who are openly hostile to the US, have nuclear weapons.

They don't hesitate to attack the Middle East Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya etc.
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dont confuse the woo woo's

when WW3 breaks out people will be on this site screaming

that it's not happening and that everything is normal,
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cruise
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Why is US/NATO hesitating to attack North Korea, who are openly hostile to the US, have nuclear weapons.

They don't hesitate to attack the Middle East Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya etc.
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the US/NATO are only comfortable attacking utterly defenseless people...
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It is all over for us. Next Norks bomb their southern brothers. Soon the shutle falls out of the sky swiftly followed by the kill shot. I hope I can see my children grow up but it is not looking good I must admit.
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Seek peace with God through His Son: Jesus.

best advice I know to give.
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He exists?

Awesome god to allow this putin
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Why is US/NATO hesitating to attack North Korea, who are openly hostile to the US, have nuclear weapons.

They don't hesitate to attack the Middle East Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34146816


the US/NATO are only comfortable attacking utterly defenseless people...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5199737


because attacks on afghanistan, syria, libya, cambodia, vietnam etc are all very good investments. investors got their money back from natural resources or as drugs.
from north korea theres nothing to take to waste lot of ammo on it.
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Why is US/NATO hesitating to attack North Korea, who are openly hostile to the US, have nuclear weapons.

They don't hesitate to attack the Middle East Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya etc.
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ohno
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Why is US/NATO hesitating to attack North Korea, who are openly hostile to the US, have nuclear weapons.

They don't hesitate to attack the Middle East Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya etc.
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ohno
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because they want theme parks like this

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It is all over for us. Next Norks bomb their southern brothers. Soon the shutle falls out of the sky swiftly followed by the kill shot. I hope I can see my children grow up but it is not looking good I must admit.
 Quoting: Ozi dude 37706332


I think next is some more talk and threat with no real action.

They are not prepared for war in NK because they need all the manpower to work on the farms at this time.

[link to www.dailynk.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36003083


BUT it is also the time of year where the winds blow from the North into the south.

Making it the best time of year to attack. The winds keep the WMD away from the North, China and Russia.
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Interesting point of view.
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Iam Alpha and Omega
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Why is US/NATO hesitating to attack North Korea, who are openly hostile to the US, have nuclear weapons.

They don't hesitate to attack the Middle East Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34146816


because ummm let me think iam a moron like you ummm.

ah

millions gonna die and seoul, tokyo will be annihiliated.

may be trigger to thermonuclear war between china and uS.

Moron mode off!
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You state that China tolerates North Korea then state that China has the ability to step in, control, and tell North Korea what to do. Which is it, does China control North Korea or not? China gives NK food and that's it? The United States gives Al Queda and drug cartels weapons but China doesn't give arms to North Korea? Also search China, North Korea, pit bull. There is an article out there with this headline that touches on the North Korea, China, relationship.
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uuummm both? They tolerate them yapping some, but they also tell them when to shut the fuck up.
That article misses a whole load of points...first of all China does not give a shit about it's "political image" and couldn't give a crap about having any other country making them look better by behaiving like even worse retards.

Secondly, every time North Korea lips off like this and flings rockets around?...the strategic positioning gets WORSE for China...Japan starts crying that they want anti-missile batteries, South Korea wants their own nukes and everyone around the region that the US is already allies with wants more hardware. That is all counter productive for China as far as military posturing goes.

It's more like North Korea is the bratty batshit nephew who is always fucking up, wrecking the car, getting fired and always comes around looking for help after he sobers up enough and tells the uncle...well..I need help or I'm moving in...

China would rather tell them to fuck off, but they still consider them family even though they are fuckups and they also know that if they did cut them off?....they'd wake up and find North Korea broke into the house, raided the refrigerator, shit themselves and were now asleep on the couch...
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The thing is if China puts pressure on NK it looks like it wont change a thing vis a vie US posture in the west Pacific, since missile defense and so on have already been pre planned and supposedly are only being stepped forward. So what exactly is China to do if US pressure to influence NK doesnt change US plans? What other action will encourage US to pull back?
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Why would they want us to?...China doesn't care about expanding it's "empire" any more...maybe they care about Taiwan, but Taiwan is pretty much a done deal anyway, always been China, Always will be be china...they would much rather have us play kindeygarten cop and deal with fucktarded country's and not be bothered with having to DO that sort of pain in the ass junk.

They know we aren't going to annex any territories, that stage of the world is over. They have enough people to deal with all by themselves and just finding enough copper to electrify the rest of the 1.6 billion hands that are now reaching out and creating some sort of non peasent infrastructure is enough of a duanting task, they really don't want to be bothered and they have never been known for their great humantarian acts.

Nobody is going to invade them...and nobody even wants to..they aren't the expansionist dirt and ground gain type of "Empire" that Japan was and they won't ever be. They are happy just to have some work making pink plastic toys for us and earning a billion crusts of bread so their own vast flock of sheeptards don't go into "uprising" mode.

They will eventually tell NK to simmer the fuck down...because there is an assload of diminished returns in store for China if NK doesn't.
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India watching situation in N. korea closely
[link to www.asianage.com]

I suppose that means Obama is in India.
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Only if there's a golf course there.
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You state that China tolerates North Korea then state that China has the ability to step in, control, and tell North Korea what to do. Which is it, does China control North Korea or not? China gives NK food and that's it? The United States gives Al Queda and drug cartels weapons but China doesn't give arms to North Korea? Also search China, North Korea, pit bull. There is an article out there with this headline that touches on the North Korea, China, relationship.
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uuummm both? They tolerate them yapping some, but they also tell them when to shut the fuck up.
That article misses a whole load of points...first of all China does not give a shit about it's "political image" and couldn't give a crap about having any other country making them look better by behaiving like even worse retards.

Secondly, every time North Korea lips off like this and flings rockets around?...the strategic positioning gets WORSE for China...Japan starts crying that they want anti-missile batteries, South Korea wants their own nukes and everyone around the region that the US is already allies with wants more hardware. That is all counter productive for China as far as military posturing goes.

It's more like North Korea is the bratty batshit nephew who is always fucking up, wrecking the car, getting fired and always comes around looking for help after he sobers up enough and tells the uncle...well..I need help or I'm moving in...

China would rather tell them to fuck off, but they still consider them family even though they are fuckups and they also know that if they did cut them off?....they'd wake up and find North Korea broke into the house, raided the refrigerator, shit themselves and were now asleep on the couch...
 Quoting: SHR


The thing is if China puts pressure on NK it looks like it wont change a thing vis a vie US posture in the west Pacific, since missile defense and so on have already been pre planned and supposedly are only being stepped forward. So what exactly is China to do if US pressure to influence NK doesnt change US plans? What other action will encourage US to pull back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37649203


Why would they want us to?...China doesn't care about expanding it's "empire" any more...maybe they care about Taiwan, but Taiwan is pretty much a done deal anyway, always been China, Always will be be china...they would much rather have us play kindeygarten cop and deal with fucktarded country's and not be bothered with having to DO that sort of pain in the ass junk.

They know we aren't going to annex any territories, that stage of the world is over. They have enough people to deal with all by themselves and just finding enough copper to electrify the rest of the 1.6 billion hands that are now reaching out and creating some sort of non peasent infrastructure is enough of a duanting task, they really don't want to be bothered and they have never been known for their great humantarian acts.

Nobody is going to invade them...and nobody even wants to..they aren't the expansionist dirt and ground gain type of "Empire" that Japan was and they won't ever be. They are happy just to have some work making pink plastic toys for us and earning a billion crusts of bread so their own vast flock of sheeptards don't go into "uprising" mode.

They will eventually tell NK to simmer the fuck down...because there is an assload of diminished returns in store for China if NK doesn't.
 Quoting: SHR


I don't think china has any more control over Kim's fat ass. And china will secure it's borders escpecially when the US plays around with their F22 and B2's at their doorstep.

If this escelates most likely china will annex NK and install a chinese friendly gov and tell the US and SK to stay the fuck away. Will be a new cuban style crisis.

But SHR you have a very naive way of thinking about chinas role in this.
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True, but wouldn't it be logical if you were preparing for war to make it look you weren't?
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They sure do a good job in the Ninja video.
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this one ;).. all JP defence training by the look....
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Fucking priceless.
Kim showing them how to use a water pistol.
Made my day.
We are in no danger.
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you could drown

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and evacuate SK civilians from US forces base...we all die here?...
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Fuck Kim Jong Un, I'm not going out of South Korea on his order. Let him kill US citizens and the wrath of Khan himself will be knocking at that pudgy bastard's front door. My Wife and family are from here, if he pushes it he will have his unification... when the republic takes over the DPRK at gunpoint. I'm not leaving my family right when they may need me the most.

Not all american's in Korea are weak or fat tourists, some of us have skills, SK just needs to provide the tools.. My Korean loved ones and the hospitality of South Korea make this place my second home.

Anybody who knows anything about South Korea and knows the culture understands that this conflict is not wanted by the folks in the south.. they are quite a happy and honorable people, if you don't believe me then come see for yourself.

If that pig tries to disrupts this cool vibe and life they have here, then the South can count me in, personally.. if they put out the call, I will gladly answer.

Good luck Kim, you are gonna need it.
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I don't think china has any more control over Kim's fat ass. And china will secure it's borders escpecially when the US plays around with their F22 and B2's at their doorstep.

If this escelates most likely china will annex NK and install a chinese friendly gov and tell the US and SK to stay the fuck away. Will be a new cuban style crisis.

But SHR you have a very naive way of thinking about chinas role in this.
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China has direct control over 70% of the total trade going into North Korea...you really think they don't have control of Pyongyang if they want it?...They don't want to annex NK because it's loaded with dumbass dirt poor peasents who, especially right now, are hungry as fuckall...they'd much rather have the UN or whatever world food bank retards feed them then have any more mouths to feed themselves.

Even if your totally off the wall scenerio did come to pass it would be LESS of a "Cuban missile crisis" than exists right now...you really think China is going to maintain an army of North Korean fuckwits armed to the teeth with old time guns and howitzers all along the DMZ?....why, they couldn't be bothered and there would be ZERO reason to...the US and China are trading partners and all that good nicey nice shit.

China is probably milking it just to piss on Japan, whom they actually hate the guts of...Kim will shoot a missile into the ocean...maybe light another shitty low yeild nuke off in a hole...then it'll be China telling em to chirr out brah...4,000 tons of cereal for you now!~...at the expense of the US...

As long as there are no accidental fuckups?...nothing will happen...and judging by how engaged our Commander and Chief is...as long as there's no threat to the golf course he's on and Beyonce doesn't break a nail at a Korean grocery...the odds of any accidents happening due to anyone actually waking up in DC are pretty slim.
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NK keep up the noise pushing SK stock prices down, puts in all the forged dollars and gold they mine all the hard currency they get for the drugs they make and sell buy up loads of the SK stock at bargain basement wartime prices then just calm down start smiling get to the talking and spend all the stock down on the good life.

Samsung trading low despite the fact that they've just won the 2013 smartphone war check all the SK stock prices join in the scam there won't be a war.

Watch the money to see who else is in on it.
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EVEN if WW3 breaks out with nuke missiles I'm not gonna believe it until the action comes to Sweden-Stockholm. lol
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