BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations

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BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36131413 United States 04/10/2013 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations Washington D.C. - The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is reporting that as of today at 12 noon, Eastern time, 73% of tomato plants in the continental U.S. have been relocated to an indoor location. DHS is proactively researching the current location of the remaining 27%. Expect door to door searches and confiscations to occur. "Bring em in !" says DHS administrator Bull Jenkins. "You can run, but you can't escape us. We're the DHS."

Anonymous Coward User ID: 17418121 Ireland 04/10/2013 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations They will ketchup
No More Lies User ID: 1178326 United States 04/10/2013 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20906040 United States 04/10/2013 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations Tomatoes are evil vile terrorists.

ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 United States 04/10/2013 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations A well potted tomato plant, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear tomato plants, shall not be infringed. Give me tomatoes or give me death! We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran!
*Mwalk** Low Earth Orbit User ID: 1067150 United States 04/10/2013 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
anonymous bastard User ID: 36601216 Romania 04/10/2013 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations can you tell me whats all this talk about tomato ?why tomato ?and whats the story behind that ?

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 36131413 United States 04/10/2013 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations can you tell me whats all this talk about tomato ?why tomato ?and whats the story behind that ? Quoting: anonymous bastard 36601216 Sorry, it's privileged information, classified GLP top secret. You must prove that you are in the GLP circle of trust before I divulge that information to you.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32984005 United States 04/10/2013 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations can you tell me whats all this talk about tomato ?why tomato ?and whats the story behind that ? Quoting: anonymous bastard 36601216 Sorry, it's privileged information, classified GLP top secret. You must prove that you are in the GLP circle of trust before I divulge that information to you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36131413 the uncles know....
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 36131413 United States 04/10/2013 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: BREAKING: DHS statistical finding of tomato plant locations

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