BEWARE online Anunnaki dating services

Thank you so much. I was just about to try this out. I had a strange feeling something wasn't right.

Those bastards! Doing that to you. Hmmmph. They'll never get any quantics from me.

I assume you are male, looking for female.

All Anunnaki females are built like fully laden magan boats and have the personalities of magan boat load masters. If you were Anunnaki, you would know this and chase the much cuter and less strident human females just like all of your forefathers.

As a human (or really anything other than a Reptoid King), all Anunnaki females will find you repulsive. But don't take it personally. They're mostly lesbian anyway. Which explains why Anunnaki males have such a preference for monkey meat.

If you really can't live with out an alien influence in your love life, go for a hybrid instead. The ones who haven't been given super soldier or super genius training are often used as entertainers and love slaves, so you might get lucky, if you don't get killed or geeked to death.