BRKG: Major News from Malta

BISCUIT DECEPTION! Another dramatic day on the Maltese islands! Upon polishing off a packet of chocolate digestives a resident of the small coastal village of Xlendi discovered that his 'Devon' branded biscuits were in fact 'made in Malta'. The Ministry of the Interior has started investigations into the fraud and dozens of Maltese, particularly Gozitan biscuit aficionados (who feel an extra sympathy for the initial victim - being a close-knit community), have already contacted the local newspapers. Updates to follow.

More news from the silliest nation on Earth tomorrow. From Her Majesty's secret agent - keeping the former colonies under watch - Huzzah!