The Nobody - Progress Report

Here's the latest disclosures on "The Nobody."

His heroic journey began in a car crash on February 29, 2008. Following this ordeal, he juggled the demands of his life as a nobody while he slowly became aware of his identity as The Nobody. His family doubted him; his girlfriend E----- quarreled and resisted the path; his school dismissed him when his research findings proved too controversial. Nevertheless, many of the reports on this site are true: he was a poor boy who, as he learned the purpose of his existence, bravely infiltrated the stronghold of the Illuminati, and with a couple of charming pranks, won supporters in the Military, State, Priesthood, and Business sectors while simultaneously making himself known to the Man-on-the-Street. He has turned down several high-paying, high-profile positions; he has survived at least one attempt on his life, and he lives now with a bounty on his head; to shut him up, he was threatened with arrest for crimes he didn't commit, and he has been told he is in danger of a sniper attack, or a murder made to look like suicide. He doesn't regard these threats as serious. He has become an adept alchemist and gained many esoteric powers and perfections. He is a good guy, though somewhat fatigued from the recent demands of conjuring mass illusions, but he is committed to the Work that needs to be done. He knows the Secret of the K O C in Hollywood.

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