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Message Subject Any GLP ladies going through MENOPAUSE? Id sure like some info!
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Expect more hell, such as;
neighbor's tinkling windchimes making you so batshit crazy that you buy a BB Gun and try to shoot it down while she's at work.

The checker at every checkstand has it in for you.
You hate most stores in your town and cannot go back to certain stores because you caused a scenethere before. Shopping becomes a major emo saga because Pic N Save played a song that made you so sad that you wanted to die.

The color you wanted is sold out. The shoes you love are on sale and they do not have your size.
You order a bean burrito at Taco Bell and end up waiting 33 minutes in a log jammed drive thru'. You are frothing mad and go ballistic at the drive thru window teenaged girl who was talking to her friends in the cars before you. She forgets your mild sauce and your burrito is barely warm. No napkin either. You eat it anyway and worry that she spit in it.

Your face breaks out in acne pimples and you start getting deep wrinkles and creases on your face.

Driving now includes using every cuss word you know and dishing verbal grief to drivers anywhere near you. You yell and make handsigns during your trip.

The world hates you because you cannot find a parking place close to the front entrance of the store.

No young men will help you at Home Depot. They all flock to the sweet blonde lady in the sundress.
You dress in sweats and flop tops. Your 1" gray roots and dyed auburn hair with the "young" cut makes you look like crazed squirrel.
You cry while loading your sacks of steer manure and start sweating. Flies land on you and come home with you in the car. You truly look and smell like shit.
Nobody cares.
I got LOTS more..

you want to hear it?
 Quoting: Aw Geez 1439176


lmao

One correction: That would be a thinning-haired, crazed squirrel!

lol
 
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