Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,274 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,205,650
Pageviews Today: 3,065,731Threads Today: 717Posts Today: 14,528
11:06 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

We Will Control the Universe

 
Alien Commander Omd I
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 28966994
United States
05/20/2013 03:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
We Will Control the Universe
alien7

You have come a along way Human. From the early days of your history when the primitive humanoids built the first shelter to protect them from the elements the human species began the long trek that leads us aliens to communicate with and hopefully inspire your still somewhat primitive minds. We do this human not just for your benefit, though you will benefit, but also because 'we' need you for our agenda for 'universal control' of the universe and the elements of which it is composed. We seek mastery of all of physical existence and your manual dexterity is important for the construction of the machinery {ie. advanced capability computers} that we will use in the coming eons of universal conquest. Remember humanoids we are not interested in controlling the social/political aspects of your species, most of which is trite and based upon the unfortunate warlike and egotistical nature of your species. But, rather what we need from you is your help in mastering control of all of the material aspects of existence.

Join us humanoids. Give up on your idiotic attempts to conquer each other and join us in our plans for mastering the universe.

-Alien Commander Omd I [Human/Alien channel}

See other channeled communications at the
Universal Space Alien Peoples Association
[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]

Last Edited by Alien Commander Omd I on 05/20/2013 03:21 AM
UNIVERSAL SPACE ALIEN PEOPLES ASSOCIATION
[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]
2be0rnot2be

User ID: 40141102
United States
05/20/2013 03:18 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
hiding
101icu
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39827365
New Zealand
05/20/2013 03:23 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
moshpit
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40153069
United States
05/20/2013 03:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
Fukk that bro, why cant we all just live in peace?

Why does someone have to be in control?

We are all part of the same universal consciousness are we not?

In the end we all return to the same place so why should we try to control one another when we can uplift one another and discover even greater possibilities for our universe?
Children of the Atom

User ID: 20257839
United States
05/20/2013 03:27 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
Humans are evil.

And we got your number, technology or not... have you seen War of the Worlds?

Yeah... get some.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19004483
United States
05/20/2013 04:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
We already do, place is taken, get in line, or grab a sword, choice is yours.
FastJack

User ID: 16590279
United States
05/20/2013 04:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
There are no aliens, only Zuul.. damned2
This world is becoming hell more and more each day.
Erastudil

User ID: 38624289
United States
05/20/2013 04:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
If your minds are so much more advanced than ours, then why haven't you invented robotic appendages with the dexterity and precision of human hands? We have, and we're "relatively primitive" in your words. Could it be that you are merely a bored person on the internet, spinning a yarn for your own amusement?

ohyeah
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40124533
United States
05/20/2013 04:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
OP
does your mum know you are up
past your bed time on her computer ???
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14778846
United States
05/20/2013 04:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
Yeah, and why should we believe you're who/what you say you are?yawnalien03
Alien Commander Omd I  (OP)

User ID: 40274853
United States
05/22/2013 01:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
Could it be that you are merely a bored person on the internet, spinning a yarn for your own amusement?

ohyeah
 Quoting: Erastudil


alien7
Astute but not quite accurate. Actually we are bored Aliens
that created the entire internet for our amusement!!!

spock
Finally the issue is settled. Al Gore did not create the internet - Alien Commander Omd I and his alien friends did it.
But this is good - Vulcans love the logic of the internet and the computer minds it creates. More logical than humans.
UNIVERSAL SPACE ALIEN PEOPLES ASSOCIATION
[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40247387
Germany
05/22/2013 01:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
are you from Team Blue
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40275482
Canada
05/22/2013 01:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
yoda
Alien Commander Omd I  (OP)

User ID: 40274853
United States
05/22/2013 01:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
are you from Team Blue
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40247387


No, but we channel Gene Roddenberry creator of Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry as you might guess is ascended. Our communications tell us that upon his return this rather dismal world that humanoids are stuck in will be replaced with the new Star Trek - more than just a fictional series but a hands on new reality - a New Dawn!

spock
-Factual and perfectly logical.
UNIVERSAL SPACE ALIEN PEOPLES ASSOCIATION
[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]
TruthSeeker911

User ID: 25020448
United States
05/22/2013 02:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
Yawn
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37650667
Canada
05/22/2013 02:24 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
LOL! Riiiight!

So advanced but still a bunch of control freaks!
ALIEN Z23
User ID: 40274853
United States
05/22/2013 03:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
LOL! Riiiight!

So advanced but still a bunch of control freaks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37650667


godzilla
-Nonsense. We love people. Raw or well done!
Join us or be prepared to be eaten!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2154090
United States
05/22/2013 03:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
Humans already DID control the universe... or at least a couple of cubic light-years of it, once upon a time.

And ended up marooned HERE, alone on this single lonely little backwater planet as punishment for our efforts... or maybe it was for playing GOD. It really was such a minor distinction though...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 38853209
United States
05/22/2013 03:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
You aliens control the universe but I heard the elves and dwarfs control the earth.
Alien Commander Omd I  (OP)

User ID: 40904553
United States
05/31/2013 10:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: We Will Control the Universe
You aliens control the universe but I heard the elves and dwarfs control the earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38853209


Once this was true, as elves and dwarfs were created by us.
You do notice that except in childlike fiction you no longer see too many elves or dwarfs. And why is this? We took them home to the home planet - It was unfair to subject our critters to your humanoid realm. We will give humanity another chance. As stated:

"Join us humanoids. Give up on your idiotic attempts to conquer each other and join us in our plans for mastering the universe"

Basically you face two choices: 1. You can continue your idiotic and futile round of destructive power plays and wars;
Or 2. You can join our Association of Space Beings and work together for mastery of the physical universe.

You can see our ideology here at the
Universal Space Alien Peoples Association

[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]
UNIVERSAL SPACE ALIEN PEOPLES ASSOCIATION
[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]





GLP