If you had a time machine

Valid point.

Go back and have the entire Founding Fathers documents written so even RETARDS can understand them.



Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 05/26/2013 07:15 PM

First I would go back in time to right before I met my ex-wife. I would slap some sense into myself, and tell me to stay from her as she is a selfish, hate filled, greedy, whorish bitch...
Next I would travel forward in time, around 50 years at a time, to see what happens and when.

Similar, Old Biff Young Biff but a little more in depth.

I would find a pre-human period with a comfortable climate and without devastating disasters. Stay there and enjoy.

I would go back to Max Yasgur's farm, August 15-18, 1969. I was too young for Woodstock in 1969.

I'd go back to my teenage years and redo my life. make different decisions, follow a different path to ensure that I'd be better off financially now and have a career that I enjoy, something creative. Opportunities were there..I didn't take advantage of them.

I would do this also....but I wasn't born yet....I'm a hippie chic at heart but new age lol

Last Edited by 1SwtWrld on 05/26/2013 09:10 PM

time travel while collecting two lotto numbers wich were accurate back to 2000 during the new year. I would be compassionate and take only 5 million winnings back instead of being to greedy and then and then and then not say a word to anyone.

I would go back in time and prevent the importation
of cheap labor from africa. Leave them there Ben, you have no idea what unimaginable harm they will do to society, the environment, and this beautiful nation.

About 1981, at almost ten years old, I had to make a life changing decision. The consequences of that one choice determined the course of my life. It was a decision no ten year old should have to make. I had a 50/50 chance, and I made the wrong decision. I did it out of a sense of obligation. If I could have another chance, I would make a different choice. Or tell my younger self to make it.

Go back and buy gold when it was $32 an ounce.

and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then...


I would not even tell the government i invented time travel or knew someone who had time travel who traveled me. :-)

I would go back and meet Jesus.

Go back to the beginning of man kind install myself as their God and be the source of all religions ever written.
Just to make sure they were too busy to bother my home planet....

I would go back and recover lost history and historical artifacts.

Things like the Library of Alexandria, baseball cards and comic books.

I would also be interested to see what kind of stuff is happening prior to 30,000 years ago and then I would like to watch all the stone age structures being built.

I would of course be very careful not to alter the timeline so that I could one day return to my own time. (This of course is the folly of time travel as supposedly it was achieved in the Philadelphia Experiments and the travelers were of course ultimately lost due to the interdimmensiality of the universe.)


The future would be cool but I fathom that it is just the past repeating itself.

This^^

I'd go back and meet Dr Rick Marshall

I cant yell "fire" in a theater but they can say "you dont need guns" in congress.

I would go back to 1991-1998 and relive those years a little differently

Go back in time to wipe out fractional reserve banking completely... The world would be a way better place.

I would go back and stop Mark Chapman and Sirhan and buy alot of gold at 20 an ounce

I would like to be born in 1946, right after the war. Nice standard of living, and basically life is good for about 40 years, then it all turns to shit to the point there is nothing I can do it about, so I would then take early retirement which would be now and I wouldn't be on GLP because I would be in a "bubble" of niceness and can afford a nice standard of living until I get sick, I can pay for good care and then die peacefully.

I would take a video camera, documenting all major events in history political and religious, creating a "library of truth".. then upload it online on 2012... I found that year to be anti-climatic.

i would go back and off the pregnant mother of the guy who is now call dictator and chief if you get my drift.

go back and prevent a birth in kenya

i would go back and party with the man in black. MR, Johnny Cash! back in his hay day.