WHAT THE HELL IS IT? Jersey Devil? Hairless squirrel? Odd CREATURE sighted in N.J.UPDATED TTOWN WAS RIGHT.

THat's just Snooki's baby.

Vacationing subway rat?

Kill it with fire.

hairless possum/raccoon would be my guess.

Has Richard Gere also been spotted in the vicinity?

Guys, this is seriously a MONSTER that is lurking the countryside and all you people ca ndo is crack stupid jokes. Lets try to simmer down and get some real answers, a REAL DEBATE.

That thing does look like it could shred a tomato plant in seconds.

Um, looks like a hairless squirrell with an acorn in its mouth to me.

its a hairless monkey.

or...A CREATURE SPAWNED FROM HELL!

Not on my watch.

:tomatobot:

Could be a congress critter.

Yes, it IS from Hell!

Jersey devil has reproduced! There is likely a whole litter of them somewhere.

No that is nothing like a possum or raccoon the head to body size is all wrong for either of those and the feet front and back remain me of a type of monkey the way they lay and the toes. It isn't a monkey. It sure has a funny shape head, and it is very muscular. I wonder what it would look like in the face. The jaws are large, what you could see toward the nose isn't overly long either. I don't think it lost it hair, the skin looks alright. Keep it up there!

Looks like the squirrel that fell into my garage battery acid recycling drum ..... ran away totally hairless!

OUCH !

it looks like its jack up on something ?

If Obama had a son...

thats no fucking squirrel looks like something from Hell Boy.

Look at its freaky ass toes/fingers?

Why is it a monster? What terrible thing has this creature done? Unless it's done some dastardly thing I don't think that it's fair to be labelled as a "monster" just because it's hairless and/or unrecognizable.

TOTALLY DEMONIC!

SHILL!

Maybe it's just a fucked up hairless cat?

The article doesn't say where it was spotted, but if it was the Pine Barrens, then yeah, offspring of the Jersey Devil.

Very odd (and scary) looking critter.

Lets not get stupid.

It has a left foot on the right side?

This maybe??
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prolly a red fox that has that hair loss whats it called thing. they climb perty good and have long tails.