I can magically double your money. Ask me a question.

You forgot the little gif

It would have just taken it to a whole.notha.level.

Who needs levels when all yer monies are belong to me?

Are you a central bank?

ohhhh nicely done sir.

Touche!

I can create money!

money is a fucking NOTE!

I can grab a pile of "post it notes" and create as many NOTES as I want! I dont even need a base pile to start, I can create notes from toilet paper! used even!

so take that!

Question: Do you say, "IT'S MAGIC!!!" whenever you do it?

why does the money you gave me back smell like the backside of an underage asian midget transvestite hooker that just did a week long cocaine bender at one of the nicer villa's in tijuana?

Ok so what is it?

I suppose I will have to start saying that. It takes about 7 months, so the novelty might have worn off by then.

But, the novelty of the Lamborghini I will buy will not wear off.

Classy as FUCK, man. Damn, sign me up!

But you have to either say "IT'S MAGIC!!!" or "MIND FREAK!!!"

Well... this is secret.

Where did my LIFE go??
I have no money,nor medical insurance,nor anything else.
I'm lucky to live but not for long under oblablah.

If you can double money, why are you still an anonymous coward and not a paying member?

And if you double your 1$ bill 50 times you will have 1quadrillion dollars. Why have you not done this already? Are you that lazy?

watch...this thread will go 4 pages

I am just a guy who's best friend's brother figured out a massive hack.

I basically get huge portions of large pharmaceutical settlements without doing any work.

Are you aware that the NSA is watching you and you have been flagged, and this information will be used to incriminate you based off of your ip address/unique identification?

Lazy I guess?

And then?

you actually know what that smells like do you?

can I ask how? wait, NO I don't even wanna know....

nebber mindz...

I'll start. I have 10 bucks. Double it.

$2500 minimum. sry :P

I think it's more likely you could magically make all my money disappear.

Nah, I will make my own money disappear and turn into a Lamborghini and some hookers tho. Your money is safe.

Ok, let's do it Op...

if it's midget hookers, i'm in. where do i send my monies? can you have your uncle come pick it up in the lambo?

bayersettlement at gmail

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