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I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike

 
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I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I grabbed the wheat

Ran it through my fingers

Ouch

I sliced open my thumb

I had no idea how sharp this is

It was a beautiful day, so I stuck my thumb in my mouth I had no band aids

I AM a man.
Children of the Atom

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07/03/2013 12:23 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I grabbed the wheat

Ran it through my fingers

Ouch

I sliced open my thumb

I had no idea how sharp this is

It was a beautiful day, so I stuck my thumb in my mouth I had no band aids

I AM a man.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


lol
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07/03/2013 12:25 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I betting there's lots of guys here that suck their thumb
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07/03/2013 12:26 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
The saliva in my mouth actually stopped the blood

I could continue my hike
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07/03/2013 12:28 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
You don't cut the grass, the grass cuts you.
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07/03/2013 12:29 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
You don't cut the grass, the grass cuts you.
 Quoting: Oreo Speedwagon


BAN WHEAT

It can cut u
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07/03/2013 12:32 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
oww! verysadyou got a boo boo.
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
oww! verysadyou got a boo boo.
 Quoting: NewHeart


It still hasn't healed

I won't stop touching things on the trail however

I will climb every hill and walk in every stream
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07/03/2013 12:36 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I betting there's lots of guys here that suck their thumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39188864


rofl
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07/03/2013 12:38 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I've so many stories to tell you all

I've missed you

But we must walk our own paths in life

That doesn't mean our paths can't cross once in a while
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07/03/2013 12:40 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
oww! verysadyou got a boo boo.
 Quoting: NewHeart


It still hasn't healed

I won't stop touching things on the trail however

I will climb every hill and walk in every stream
 Quoting: Astral Goat




Find your dream, man... find your dream.
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07/03/2013 12:42 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I waded across a river

Mud in my shoes

I put the, in my car trunk

Next morning get ready for work

Get in car

What's that smell?

The shoes smell like a bog whole car is foul

I throw them out and drive
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07/03/2013 12:44 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I am depressed in the city. I need to be back in Alaska. I am homesick.

:wildernessbeauty:
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I like how you emphasized that you were A MAN, right after you admitted that you were sucking your thumb.

tounge
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I am depressed in the city. I need to be back in Alaska. I am homesick.

:wildernessbeauty:
 Quoting: NewHeart


I feel bro, I feel

We humans can construct the biggest cities

But we came from nature

We destroy it to live In a concrete prison

For what
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I like how you emphasized that you were A MAN, right after you admitted that you were sucking your thumb.

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42590626


I like how you emphasized that you were A MAN, right after you admitted that you were sucking your thumb.

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42590626


It was a survival technique bro
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07/03/2013 12:47 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
astral goat, you are one of my favorite posters on GLP.


just so ya know.
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07/03/2013 12:50 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Monsanto GMO razor-wheat... it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Monsanto GMO razor-wheat... it was bound to happen sooner or later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16230363


It felt barbed!
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07/03/2013 12:58 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I like how you emphasized that you were A MAN, right after you admitted that you were sucking your thumb.

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42590626



Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
Keneh

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07/03/2013 01:46 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Monsanto GMO razor-wheat... it was bound to happen sooner or later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16230363


It felt barbed!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


You might be infected with GMO now.
Keneh
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07/03/2013 06:18 AM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
I guess your going to have to Jerk-Off with your Index & Middle finger then?
?
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12/19/2014 03:40 PM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Hi

Hope u are feeling ok
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12/19/2014 03:51 PM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Had a rough day yesterday?

Same day the dogs were "flanking" you?

It's dangerous out there.
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12/19/2014 03:56 PM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Bear Grylls would be proud of all of you
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12/19/2014 04:00 PM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Can't eat wheat! No, wait....
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Come with me

I can show you amazing things
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12/19/2014 04:06 PM
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
its amazing what you can get cut on i swear happens all the time on shit you dont ever expect or know was sharp
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Re: I sliced open my thumb on an ear of wheat yesterday on a hike
Well, obviously you should avoid nature.





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