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Hey tough guy: here are 5 fantasies that won’t come true if TSHTF

 
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Hey tough guy: here are 5 fantasies that won’t come true if TSHTF
The following are 5 Things People Say They would do in a Survival Situation – and why it will not work based on what has already happened to millions of people in the 3rd world:

1. Bug Out on Foot

During an Urban Survival situation, I give someone about 15 minutes of walking down the street with a big-ass backpack and an AR on their chest before they get shot and robbed....

2. Drink their Piss

Take a Gatorade bottle, piss in it, leave it on your back porch for 2 days, do not drink any water during those two days and take a big gulp of warm piss....

3. Trade for Goods

Ok, it has been a few months after some whacked event has caused your city to turn into Mogadishu and you need some supplies. You get into your moms car or hoof-it 30 miles to some unfamiliar and densely inhabited area. Next you toss your box of .22’s, Johnny Walker Black and issues of Hustler on the counter hoping to make a trade for Milk and Tampons.

Guess what happens to the bright eyed and bushy tailed new guy in every 3rd world Black Market?

If they are lucky, they only get robbed – shanked and man raped if unlucky...

4. Eat Someone
For 99.999% of people, the act of taking a chainsaw and sawing off an arm, throwing it in a pot and digging-in, is not something they could do. Even in the cases of people who have been adrift for months at sea or Iraqis trapped in their homes during the awesome invasion of Iraq, no one resorted to cannibalism.

Why? Eating Long Pig is fucking disgusting, it is a psychological thing that the majority of people can not do no matter how hungry they are. It’s humanity baby, it’s what separates us from the dogs (and why eat Aunt Jenny when dogs are so delicious?).

5. Defend their House

During the Jakarta riots, thousands of Chinese tried to hunker down in their houses and apartments. No matter how well fortified or heavily armed they were eventually the human waves of rioters broke in and raped, robed and/or killed them. Secure US Embassy’s, Military bases in Afghanistan and drug lord Houses in Mexico have all been taken over in resent times, proving that all buildings can and will be taken over if the opposing force is overwhelming.

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read the rest here: [link to www.deathvalleymag.com]
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In conclusion:

Yep – you are fucked
"Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Robert Green Ingersoll
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Yeah, play DayZ if you want a taste.
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Re: Hey tough guy: here are 5 fantasies that won’t come true if TSHTF
The following are 5 Things People Say They would do in a Survival Situation – and why it will not work based on what has already happened to millions of people in the 3rd world:

1. Bug Out on Foot

During an Urban Survival situation, I give someone about 15 minutes of walking down the street with a big-ass backpack and an AR on their chest before they get shot and robbed....

2. Drink their Piss

Take a Gatorade bottle, piss in it, leave it on your back porch for 2 days, do not drink any water during those two days and take a big gulp of warm piss....

3. Trade for Goods

Ok, it has been a few months after some whacked event has caused your city to turn into Mogadishu and you need some supplies. You get into your moms car or hoof-it 30 miles to some unfamiliar and densely inhabited area. Next you toss your box of .22’s, Johnny Walker Black and issues of Hustler on the counter hoping to make a trade for Milk and Tampons.

Guess what happens to the bright eyed and bushy tailed new guy in every 3rd world Black Market?

If they are lucky, they only get robbed – shanked and man raped if unlucky...

4. Eat Someone
For 99.999% of people, the act of taking a chainsaw and sawing off an arm, throwing it in a pot and digging-in, is not something they could do. Even in the cases of people who have been adrift for months at sea or Iraqis trapped in their homes during the awesome invasion of Iraq, no one resorted to cannibalism.

Why? Eating Long Pig is fucking disgusting, it is a psychological thing that the majority of people can not do no matter how hungry they are. It’s humanity baby, it’s what separates us from the dogs (and why eat Aunt Jenny when dogs are so delicious?).

5. Defend their House

During the Jakarta riots, thousands of Chinese tried to hunker down in their houses and apartments. No matter how well fortified or heavily armed they were eventually the human waves of rioters broke in and raped, robed and/or killed them. Secure US Embassy’s, Military bases in Afghanistan and drug lord Houses in Mexico have all been taken over in resent times, proving that all buildings can and will be taken over if the opposing force is overwhelming.

 Quoting: [link to www.deathvalleymag.com]


read the rest here: [link to www.deathvalleymag.com]
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence




Lol. Like yer style.
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You're exactly correct OP.

However, I would caution you against educating the SHTF/BOB retards. If they get smart then that removes our access to a series of precious resources.

What are these precious resources of which I speak? Their food/water, their women and their gear.

Next time, think before you post. That is all.

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What's your take on people who live on military posts? I've been debating on bugging out or in...I'm on an island so when shit does finally hit I'll likely be stuck here for a while, most likely forever.. and I do wonder what the gov will have in store for those of us on their land. I have my own ideas as to what might happen, but I'd other insights since this isn't something I can really talk about with friends
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Re: Hey tough guy: here are 5 fantasies that won’t come true if TSHTF
The bug out will happen BEFORE, is happening now, and
is being done in a way that no one notices. Or, very few.

Never heard anyone say they will drink their piss.
I have heard of people purchasing a five stage filter
system, some mobile, for clean water.

All over America, there is a thing called, Farmer's
Markets where local people gather to sell their wares
with each other, trade and buy. They are being created
in small towns.

No one is shooting, and if anyone does, they'll have
fifty firearms raining bullets on them, by the local
sellers, buyers, and traders.

Many civilizations turned wholesale to cannibalism,
after drought laid waste to crops, and hunting. The Chinese
currently consider fetus soup a highly prized delicacy,
as does the Queen of England. What was that again
about eating an arm?

It's true, you can't shoot everyone in an armed mob
defending the family manse. You can however, die with
dignity in the act of defending the family manse,
as opposed to cringing in a corner whining like a
whipped dog.

But you keep on underestimating Americans. We all really
want to keep the surprise factor when lockdown is foiled
by 200,000,000 pissed off armed Americans.
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A whole lot of mother fuckers have a whole lot of romantic notions about post-apocalyptic survival.... yet I doubt 90% of these people would even survive the first week of military boot camp let alone the collapse of civilization.

It's like where I live in the Tucson area. A friend of mine thinks he's going to drive up to the top of Mount Lemon and live happily ever after in the woods.

Well him and another 650,000 people have the same idea.

These people will be fodder for the rest of us.

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Forest + Camo + small knife = Survivor
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Re: Hey tough guy: here are 5 fantasies that won’t come true if TSHTF
In conclusion:

Yep – you are fucked
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


So true, OP. It's funny to read some of the posts by these tough guys who think they're prepared and can handle anything when TSHTF. LOL!

Obviously there is nothing wrong with being prepared. But to think you're better off than anyone else because you got your guns, canned food and seeds is laughable.
I'm finally going to stop drinking for good... I'll now only drink for evil.

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What's your take on people who live on military posts? I've been debating on bugging out or in...I'm on an island so when shit does finally hit I'll likely be stuck here for a while, most likely forever.. and I do wonder what the gov will have in store for those of us on their land. I have my own ideas as to what might happen, but I'd other insights since this isn't something I can really talk about with friends
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Great question.
I would say stay on the base.
They have billions and billions wrapped up in toys on any military base.

they will protect there investment above all else

they sure as hell are not going to let a mob of civilians into the armory.

I would think a military base would be a great spot to ride out some doom.
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The only way people will survive is by banding together in small town & communities, by sharing resources, defenses, skills and manpower.
These need to be planned from now. Small towns with string community spirits, who prepare properly will be able to defend them selves.
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In conclusion:

Yep – you are fucked
 Quoting: Liquid_Pestilence


The only thing I would struggle doing would be to eat another human.

Or survive a long time in the fucking cold.

All else will be ok.
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But to think you're better off than anyone else because you got your guns, canned food and seeds is laughable.
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Dont have a gun, and will get most of what I need on the go.

If things get as bad as you would expect, even the military will be fucked, and only a few here and there, will make it.

No one really knows what will happen.

I can only go on what has happened up to now.
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I would have no problem eating human flesh if that is what it takes to survive.
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The only way people will survive is by banding together in small town & communities, by sharing resources, defenses, skills and manpower.
These need to be planned from now. Small towns with string community spirits, who prepare properly will be able to defend them selves.
 Quoting: banding together 8646535

This was what happened in 1998 riot in Jakarta/Indonesia which was designed to target the Chineses. The villages/communities with voluntary collective neighborhood watch survived the invasion of the marauding thugs looking for loots, rapes and burning/killing fest. Chineses staying at home inside these communities where together with the natives self protect the neighborhood, survived. Chineses on the public streets, escaping to the airport, got mobbed, raped and killed. Since this riot was suspected to be pre-planned by the military, some Chinese homes in business areas and apartments, not in a community neighborhood, were already tagged as the victims before the riots. These targeted Chineses suffered the rape and burning to death. Fortunately, it was just three days riot, so food was not a problem. If the riot was longer, food will become a problem since no one anticipated the riot.

So, the combination of strong community spirits and the storing of enough food is the key to survive the first few days or weeks of chaos.
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The only way people will survive is by banding together in small town & communities, by sharing resources, defenses, skills and manpower.
These need to be planned from now. Small towns with string community spirits, who prepare properly will be able to defend them selves.
 Quoting: banding together 8646535

This was what happened in 1998 riot in Jakarta/Indonesia which was designed to target the Chineses. The villages/communities with voluntary collective neighborhood watch survived the invasion of the marauding thugs looking for loots, rapes and burning/killing fest. Chineses staying at home inside these communities where together with the natives self protect the neighborhood, survived. Chineses on the public streets, escaping to the airport, got mobbed, raped and killed. Since this riot was suspected to be pre-planned by the military, some Chinese homes in business areas and apartments, not in a community neighborhood, were already tagged as the victims before the riots. These targeted Chineses suffered the rape and burning to death. Fortunately, it was just three days riot, so food was not a problem. If the riot was longer, food will become a problem since no one anticipated the riot.

So, the combination of strong community spirits and the storing of enough food is the key to survive the first few days or weeks of chaos.
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Only problem with that is its become a dog eat dog world now.Cant trust family much less neighbors.People will back stab you with out cause as it is now.Just imagine how much crazier they would become if things get worse.You better off to stay to yourself and hope they fade away before you have to deal with others.
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A whole lot of mother fuckers have a whole lot of romantic notions about post-apocalyptic survival.... yet I doubt 90% of these people would even survive the first week of military boot camp let alone the collapse of civilization.

It's like where I live in the Tucson area. A friend of mine thinks he's going to drive up to the top of Mount Lemon and live happily ever after in the woods.

Well him and another 650,000 people have the same idea.

These people will be fodder for the rest of us.
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


They would be fodder to people like you, you would kill them for some reason? you some kind of turd that can handle his own?
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Best way to survive is to hide til the idiots kill each other.
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Best way to survive is to hide til the idiots kill each other.
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Sounds about right.
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Phew. I was afraid there might be something on the list about not being able to act as Colonel Daddy, Emir of the Playboy Mansion, Protector of the Bunnies and Lord of the Sexual Realm, dressed in only boxers and ammo belts and served by a harem of dependent and worshipful babes dressed in leather and torn camos.

Glad to see that fantasy is still 100% legit!
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Everyone says to buy gold and silver. What is the point in having gold and silver if you cant fucking buy anything with it? In a SHTF scenario all you need to worry about is surviving. A shiny piece of gold metal will be fucking useless.
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you have no future even if you think you are well prepared s226
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There is nothing wrong with making preparations. This is what all your ancestors did and was the norm until very recently. That being said, all you doing is adding a few percentage points to your chances of surviving - it guarantees nothing. Fate and skills will play a larger role than anything you collect
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There is a book called Surviving the Economic Collapse by Fernando Aguirre. This book deals with the hyper inflation and collapse of the economy in Argentina.
A lot of stuff didn't happen the way most preppers here think it would go. It's a good read. Mr. Aguirre wrote the book in Spanish and did the translation himself. Some things you have to read more than once to get what he is saying.
Remember, very little will go the way you think it will go. be ready for the unexpected. If that's possible at all.
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you have no future even if you think you are well prepared s226
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Nonesense there is plenty of scope for 'a future' with even a lot more people than at present.

This is true even with current tech, let alone a tech singularity - it plays right into the hands of TPTB to create scare stories that demand someone needs to take control of everything lest it all go to pot.


As for survival post TSHTF - first priority is basic survival during the first few months whilst 90%+ die off.

After that you will need to be part of a self sufficient defensible community - able to ward off attacks from roving gangs of maybe several hundred.
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Survival is a mental strategy.

Being materially prepared for a collapse is one thing. Being able to,cope with finding your entire family dead, then continuing to function, is another.

Survival mentality is a subconscious act. Like the boxer who does not remember the fight.

Most people would perish in a bad scenario.

The real test would be rebuilding on the other side.
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Op although all points are somewhat valid if myself and four or five heavily armed friends are defending my homestead no waves of rioters are going to do anything except run screaming from the area or lay dying
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Author dosn't have a very high opinio of humanity do they?

Anyhoo, when it hits imma innawoods.
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it is the people who believe the worst about humanity, who will behave the worst in those situations.
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This is like a movie debunking thread.
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