What comes after the illuminati blame wise?

Let's just use 9/11 as an example.

1. On day one it was blamed on terrorists.

2. Then the terrorists made some YouTube videos, convinced Bill Hicks to put on some weight and start a conspiracy radio show, and labeled 9/11 a government false flag.

3. Then some British conspiracy theorists, who for some mysterious reason take references to the U.S. government personally, started some web forums and said that it was an international[/wink] black ops that coordinated the attack.

4. Then U.S. military, dumbfounded that they couldn't stop the attack, and even seemed to have timed drills to created confusion, alleviated themselves of guilt by blaming 9/11 on infiltrators.

5. Internet conspiratoids knew who did the infiltrating. It was the illuminati, who had been using Simpson episodes and Magic custom packs to plan the event since long before the twin towers were even built.

Is that the latest? Or are we already past that. I'm curious to see who is next.

We may have to wait though. The illuminati has been doing massive membership drives the last few years. So far they have Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and a few others lined up to take credit for all the illuminati crimes. At some point though, they'll realize that being responsible for crimes isn't cool and will look for someone else to blame.

They could blame Osama Bin Laden. The timeless blame-it-on-the-deceased move. Although that's so cliché. It's like blaming JFK on Oswald. Where's the imagination?