My name is Montclair Tubbs and i am an alien from the Planet Venus. Ask me a question

No no and no

Montclair Tubbs, have you been drinking the ripple from your quadrant, and what is it they imbibe on your oh so far afield planet? As your spelling of the english vernacular is atrocious.....

Did you ever suck a penis while you were living on Venus?

why the water of life of course

No. This seems to be a Terran pasttime.

seems the clients posting from the Istanbul bathhouse have arrived once again

Are you implying that your beverage of choice is of a yellowing hue, how dastardly?

And for your information I don't much trouble my personal self with the homosexual content, as I am most decidedly of the vaginal persuasion .....

It's your thing to be talking so stuck up...not mine.

how many drugs and what types did you do before starting this thread?
my guesses would be 'ALOT' and 'ALL KINDS'.

null, close minded for a forum like this one are we ?

Well, na na na na na and pooh pooh to you too.....

all part of the rpg

whats that coming over the hill..

is it a monster ? is it a monsteeeer?

Rochade in space. Need not concern us, yet. lol

you afraid of the martians boy?

You one of my sister's jeiwsh tykes ?

Bullshit flag for you OP.





Everyone knows men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Being Canadian I can turn statements into questions with our famous 'eh' so...

With a name like that, your parents must be sick fucks, eh?