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We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
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Please don't come, it's a trap! This is a massive shithole we live in. We have multiple alien factions trying to gain control of this contested planet. Our sea water is highly irradiated. We have weather weapons causing natural disaster. While our technology level appears to be law, this is but a illusion caused by our merciless ruling government. By-the-way, the Annanunaki space-station will be arriving shortly, and those on-board won't be happy to see another another competitor.
However, your most dangerous threat is not from these factors, but a paranormal phenomen called the GLP effect, that is, we have the power to twist the fabrics reality just by calling it "bullshit". Your space ship that can blot out the sun will be wiped into oblivion if we simply deny its existence.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24675491 This. This place is a war zone..except Canada's East Coast which is a fishing district. Good food, hard working friendly people with lots of live bands in New Brunswick, St Andrews. Always friendly and willing to make new friends. No one here has ever declared war on anybody. Bring some friends, have a drink and listen to some songs about the sea and rock cover bands.
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