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Jason Voorhees - Why did he hate teens having sex so much??? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 47041194  United States09/30/2013 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 6321085 United States09/30/2013 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he was mad because he was spurned by his former lover and died a virgin. so whenever jason sees two teens about to have sex he gets pissed and kills them because they are doing something he never got the opportunity to do. go back and watch all the friday the 13th movies there are so many phallic symbols and satanic references, it's like a horror movie or something! |
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Doomish  User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you been watching SyFy today? I have.  Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47041194 United States09/30/2013 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he was mad because he was spurned by his former lover and died a virgin. so whenever jason sees two teens about to have sex he gets pissed and kills them because they are doing something he never got the opportunity to do. go back and watch all the friday the 13th movies there are so many phallic symbols and satanic references, it's like a horror movie or something! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6321085 So, why doesn't he just do the Menage a trios with them?  |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47041194 United States09/30/2013 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he was mad because he was spurned by his former lover and died a virgin. so whenever jason sees two teens about to have sex he gets pissed and kills them because they are doing something he never got the opportunity to do. go back and watch all the friday the 13th movies there are so many phallic symbols and satanic references, it's like a horror movie or something! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6321085 So, why doesn't he just do the Menage a trios with them? Because then he would get called for high sticking  Ha! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 46770624 Australia09/30/2013 02:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What was the deal with him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47041194 How did he get to be so strong? How could he constantly cheat death. Let's face it... He was Zombie before Zombie was cool... Michael Myers is better. Shot countless times, eyes shot out and somehow he could still see, blown up, survived, shot some more, beaten with a wooden plank, survived, shot some more and skull smashed in till brain juices flowed, survived. |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually I've enjoyed the marathon today. Good stuff. I'm not sure if I'd seen VII and VIII before tonight. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47041194 United States09/30/2013 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What was the deal with him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47041194 How did he get to be so strong? How could he constantly cheat death. Let's face it... He was Zombie before Zombie was cool... Michael Myers is better. Shot countless times, eyes shot out and somehow he could still see, blown up, survived, shot some more, beaten with a wooden plank, survived, shot some more and skull smashed in till brain juices flowed, survived. Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers in the Texas Steel Cage Death Match. Only on Pay-Per-View Sponsored by Tecate!  |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47041194 United States09/30/2013 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he was mad because he was spurned by his former lover and died a virgin. so whenever jason sees two teens about to have sex he gets pissed and kills them because they are doing something he never got the opportunity to do. go back and watch all the friday the 13th movies there are so many phallic symbols and satanic references, it's like a horror movie or something! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6321085 I still don't get it. If Jersey Shore cast members can get laid why not Jason. He is: 1) Better Looking 2) More Articulate 3) Has better social skills Anybody?? |
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| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He wanted to look out for their futures. He knew that teens do not always understand the risks involved in sexual activity, so he decided to set an example. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47618872 But, he could just hand out condoms, right??  Lol. Jason Voorhees, Philanthropist Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
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| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 03:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck no. Nor would I "tap" Freddy. If I had to pick a serial killer to bang I'd probably go with Norman Bates. He had that old school gentlemanly charm. Lol Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck no. Nor would I "tap" Freddy. If I had to pick a serial killer to bang I'd probably go with Norman Bates. He had that old school gentlemanly charm. Lol Quoting: Doomish  Lol. He's dressed like his mom there. That's not very sexy Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
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| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck no. Nor would I "tap" Freddy. If I had to pick a serial killer to bang I'd probably go with Norman Bates. He had that old school gentlemanly charm. Lol But Freddy had those Magic Fingers... The (Bruce) Lee Press On Nails  Like Edward Scissorhands. Damn. One night with him and you'd need major rereconstructive surgery. Last Edited by Doomish on 09/30/2013 03:48 AM Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47041194 United States09/30/2013 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now On Sy Fy Channel... Jason is apparently trying to 'Take Manhatten'. Must have been inspired by Debbie doing Dallas? I know Jason is a bad ass but I'm putting my money on those New York Emo Girls.  Am I the only one that doesn't have to work tomorrow morning?  |
| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shit. I do have to be at work tomorrow. In fact I have to be up in 4 hours. But I'm coughing and can't sleep Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
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| Doomish User ID: 8052347 United States09/30/2013 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shit. I do have to be at work tomorrow. In fact I have to be up in 4 hours. But I'm coughing and can't sleep Sorry!! I'll sleep in tomorrow for you! Awesome. I just turned the tv back on. SyFy is replaying VII. Trying to bring GLP together. I'm still collecting flags from posters all over the world. Thread: Official "Flags from around the world" thread. Hoping to get posts from all countries that frequent GLP. :gratefulsig: |
