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Douche Bags at work.

 
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Douche Bags at work.
I work for a reasonably large company. I work in the Warehouse. Out of the 40 or so guys I work with only four are not Douche Bags.
Tricks the Douche Bags pull: Kissing the boses ass even though it gets them nowhere. Spying on fellow employees and reporting back to bosses. Pretend they are your friend tell you things like 'hey youre a great worker' and then telling the boss that he thinks you need to work harder. Black guy works so slow it seems he's going back in time no-one says nothing! When I work slow because on the odd ocassion Im not feeling to good 'but still turn up to work!' the Douche Bags go runnin tell the boss that Im working slow and need to speed up!
Then there is the Douche Bags politiks! Man it never ends!

But I guess Im not alone here? Anyone else work with the Douche Bags?
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11/06/2013 06:22 PM
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get used to it. very seldom will you work with a group of people that atleast 30 percent are not douche bags
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11/06/2013 06:29 PM
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Re: Douche Bags at work.
Shut up and stop bitching about your job.

-OP's boss
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get used to it. very seldom will you work with a group of people that atleast 30 percent are not douche bags
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10% in my case.
All Im sayin is we are all in it together why not just get on. sheesh!
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11/06/2013 06:32 PM
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Shut up and stop bitching about your job.

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whip
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11/06/2013 06:32 PM
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Re: Douche Bags at work.
I worked industrial construction for many years.
We all stuck together, for the most part.

If there was a problem, you settled it like men, not with backstabbing.
Rats got theirs, not because we had to do anything but something would happen.
Rats would fuck up something major, or get hurt because they cut corners. The universe worked out the rat problem naturally. It was like a law of physics.

Sadly, the corporate culture rewards rats.
And as you see, the tree you waters grows.
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I worked industrial construction for many years.
We all stuck together, for the most part.

If there was a problem, you settled it like men, not with backstabbing.
Rats got theirs, not because we had to do anything but something would happen.
Rats would fuck up something major, or get hurt because they cut corners. The universe worked out the rat problem naturally. It was like a law of physics.

Sadly, the corporate culture rewards rats.And as you see, the tree you waters grows.
 Quoting: Lex 44374003


It used to be like that years ago and with previous employers we all stuck together!

But like you say its the corporate thing theese days where back stabbing and snitching are encouraged.
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11/06/2013 06:43 PM
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I hear ya man, it's nearly impossible to avoid it unless you have your own business. If the people you work with don't make you fantasize about giant tsunami waves, solar flares, mass plagues etc wiping most of them out then the the rude ass customers will...
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11/06/2013 06:45 PM

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Oh hell yeah...and they're all under 25. Useless fucks.

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't expend more energy figuring out how to look busy without accomplishing anything, when it would be easier to just do the fucking job!
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I work for a reasonably large company. I work in the Warehouse. Out of the 40 or so guys I work with only four are not Douche Bags.
Tricks the Douche Bags pull: Kissing the boses ass even though it gets them nowhere. Spying on fellow employees and reporting back to bosses. Pretend they are your friend tell you things like 'hey youre a great worker' and then telling the boss that he thinks you need to work harder. Black guy works so slow it seems he's going back in time no-one says nothing! When I work slow because on the odd ocassion Im not feeling to good 'but still turn up to work!' the Douche Bags go runnin tell the boss that Im working slow and need to speed up!
Then there is the Douche Bags politiks! Man it never ends!

But I guess Im not alone here? Anyone else work with the Douche Bags?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


may i suggest you just become a douche bag also.problem solved..sockpuppet
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11/06/2013 06:58 PM

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Welcome to life...
Married, kids, etc.
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Re: Douche Bags at work.
I work for a reasonably large company. I work in the Warehouse. Out of the 40 or so guys I work with only four are not Douche Bags.
Tricks the Douche Bags pull: Kissing the boses ass even though it gets them nowhere. Spying on fellow employees and reporting back to bosses. Pretend they are your friend tell you things like 'hey youre a great worker' and then telling the boss that he thinks you need to work harder. Black guy works so slow it seems he's going back in time no-one says nothing! When I work slow because on the odd ocassion Im not feeling to good 'but still turn up to work!' the Douche Bags go runnin tell the boss that Im working slow and need to speed up!
Then there is the Douche Bags politiks! Man it never ends!

But I guess Im not alone here? Anyone else work with the Douche Bags?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


may i suggest you just become a douche bag also.problem solved..sockpuppet
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


never!
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11/06/2013 07:15 PM
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You need to elevate your game or you will be stuck around this kind of nonsense all your life. It's time to examine your own thought patterns and figure out why you're working with people like this.
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11/06/2013 07:18 PM

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Re: Douche Bags at work.
I work for a reasonably large company. I work in the Warehouse. Out of the 40 or so guys I work with only four are not Douche Bags.
Tricks the Douche Bags pull: Kissing the boses ass even though it gets them nowhere. Spying on fellow employees and reporting back to bosses. Pretend they are your friend tell you things like 'hey youre a great worker' and then telling the boss that he thinks you need to work harder. Black guy works so slow it seems he's going back in time no-one says nothing! When I work slow because on the odd ocassion Im not feeling to good 'but still turn up to work!' the Douche Bags go runnin tell the boss that Im working slow and need to speed up!
Then there is the Douche Bags politiks! Man it never ends!

But I guess Im not alone here? Anyone else work with the Douche Bags?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


may i suggest you just become a douche bag also.problem solved..sockpuppet
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


never!
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so 5 out of forty are not douche bags..good luck with that.
The ones that count,already know my personal signature,and it is getting weak.
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Re: Douche Bags at work.
blacks are always rats and always lie when it comes to pinning it on a white man or thinking they make themselves look better than a white man to a higher-up of theirs.

They always stick together just like rats.

Blacks=rats
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11/06/2013 07:23 PM
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You need to elevate your game or you will be stuck around this kind of nonsense all your life. It's time to examine your own thought patterns and figure out why you're working with people like this.
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I am. Im saving. Gonna go traveling or start own business.
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11/06/2013 07:24 PM

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I work for a reasonably large company. I work in the Warehouse. Out of the 40 or so guys I work with only four are not Douche Bags.
Tricks the Douche Bags pull: Kissing the boses ass even though it gets them nowhere. Spying on fellow employees and reporting back to bosses. Pretend they are your friend tell you things like 'hey youre a great worker' and then telling the boss that he thinks you need to work harder. Black guy works so slow it seems he's going back in time no-one says nothing! When I work slow because on the odd ocassion Im not feeling to good 'but still turn up to work!' the Douche Bags go runnin tell the boss that Im working slow and need to speed up!
Then there is the Douche Bags politiks! Man it never ends!

But I guess Im not alone here? Anyone else work with the Douche Bags?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


Not to belittle you, OP, but fucking classic about the black guy bit. lol But yeah, I've heard alot of stereotypes over the years how black people in general are so damn lazy that it's amazing they're alive as one would figure that they'd be dead if their hearts were as lazy as them.
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blacks are always rats and always lie when it comes to pinning it on a white man or thinking they make themselves look better than a white man to a higher-up of theirs.

They always stick together just like rats.

Blacks=rats
 Quoting: IsFreedomFree?


Two black guys at my work place and they both get away with doing pretty much nothing all day!
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11/06/2013 07:28 PM

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I have seen ads on da craiglist for 'Warehouse Security', requirements are heavy lifting and monitoring co-workers, dumbfucks probably get paid a dime more.
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I work for a reasonably large company. I work in the Warehouse. Out of the 40 or so guys I work with only four are not Douche Bags.
Tricks the Douche Bags pull: Kissing the boses ass even though it gets them nowhere. Spying on fellow employees and reporting back to bosses. Pretend they are your friend tell you things like 'hey youre a great worker' and then telling the boss that he thinks you need to work harder. Black guy works so slow it seems he's going back in time no-one says nothing! When I work slow because on the odd ocassion Im not feeling to good 'but still turn up to work!' the Douche Bags go runnin tell the boss that Im working slow and need to speed up!
Then there is the Douche Bags politiks! Man it never ends!

But I guess Im not alone here? Anyone else work with the Douche Bags?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


Not to belittle you, OP, but fucking classic about the black guy bit. lol But yeah, I've heard alot of stereotypes over the years how black people in general are so damn lazy that it's amazing they're alive as one would figure that they'd be dead if their hearts were as lazy as them.
 Quoting: darkwolf007


I said to my Boss about the fact that they get away with doing very little!
His answer...
'They work at Caribbean pace' and that justified that lol
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I have seen ads on da craiglist for 'Warehouse Security', requirements are heavy lifting and monitoring co-workers, dumbfucks probably get paid a dime more.
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But they get more money thus feel more important!
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I have seen ads on da craiglist for 'Warehouse Security', requirements are heavy lifting and monitoring co-workers, dumbfucks probably get paid a dime more.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


But they get more money thus feel more important!
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Lot of risk for that dime an hour, piss the wrong person off.......
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I have seen ads on da craiglist for 'Warehouse Security', requirements are heavy lifting and monitoring co-workers, dumbfucks probably get paid a dime more.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


But they get more money thus feel more important!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


Lot of risk for that dime an hour, piss the wrong person off.......
 Quoting: 90Rocky


so you would take a lower salary,in fear of pissing people off.fuck that.thats no way to get ahead in this world.you will have to piss people off,to get any where..dimes add up sweety.
The ones that count,already know my personal signature,and it is getting weak.
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I have seen ads on da craiglist for 'Warehouse Security', requirements are heavy lifting and monitoring co-workers, dumbfucks probably get paid a dime more.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


But they get more money thus feel more important!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


Lot of risk for that dime an hour, piss the wrong person off.......
 Quoting: 90Rocky


so you would take a lower salary,in fear of pissing people off.fuck that.thats no way to get ahead in this world.you will have to piss people off,to get any where..dimes add up sweety.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


which reminds me,i need more..i'll take the job.
The ones that count,already know my personal signature,and it is getting weak.
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I have seen ads on da craiglist for 'Warehouse Security', requirements are heavy lifting and monitoring co-workers, dumbfucks probably get paid a dime more.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


But they get more money thus feel more important!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36920871


Lot of risk for that dime an hour, piss the wrong person off.......
 Quoting: 90Rocky


so you would take a lower salary,in fear of pissing people off.fuck that.thats no way to get ahead in this world.you will have to piss people off,to get any where..dimes add up sweety.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Snitches get stitches.


I would rather get ahead by being much better at whatever godawful task it is. If that is not recognized, then on to the next godawful task job.
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But they get more money thus feel more important!
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Lot of risk for that dime an hour, piss the wrong person off.......
 Quoting: 90Rocky


so you would take a lower salary,in fear of pissing people off.fuck that.thats no way to get ahead in this world.you will have to piss people off,to get any where..dimes add up sweety.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Snitches get stitches.


I would rather get ahead by being much better at whatever godawful task it is. If that is not recognized, then on to the next godawful task job.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


someone has to monitor the situation.you call that a snitch.
The ones that count,already know my personal signature,and it is getting weak.
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Lot of risk for that dime an hour, piss the wrong person off.......
 Quoting: 90Rocky


so you would take a lower salary,in fear of pissing people off.fuck that.thats no way to get ahead in this world.you will have to piss people off,to get any where..dimes add up sweety.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Snitches get stitches.


I would rather get ahead by being much better at whatever godawful task it is. If that is not recognized, then on to the next godawful task job.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


someone has to monitor the situation.you call that a snitch.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


An undercover mall cop that does heavy lifting? I call that the shittiest of shitty snitching jobs.
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I work with douche bags, too. Fortunately, most people in my workplace are pretty cool.
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so you would take a lower salary,in fear of pissing people off.fuck that.thats no way to get ahead in this world.you will have to piss people off,to get any where..dimes add up sweety.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Snitches get stitches.


I would rather get ahead by being much better at whatever godawful task it is. If that is not recognized, then on to the next godawful task job.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


someone has to monitor the situation.you call that a snitch.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


An undercover mall cop that does heavy lifting? I call that the shittiest of shitty snitching jobs.
 Quoting: 90Rocky

i did not read enough to see that was the job..but..what is wrong with being uc in a mall,especially a big one.not to mention heavy lifting..lol..
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Snitches get stitches.


I would rather get ahead by being much better at whatever godawful task it is. If that is not recognized, then on to the next godawful task job.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


someone has to monitor the situation.you call that a snitch.
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


An undercover mall cop that does heavy lifting? I call that the shittiest of shitty snitching jobs.
 Quoting: 90Rocky

i did not read enough to see that was the job..but..what is wrong with being uc in a mall,especially a big one.not to mention heavy lifting..lol..
 Quoting: WETHEYYOUITHEMUS


Heavy lifting will take a toll on you later in life, and sucks while you're doing it. My current crummy job has much heavy lifting, ain't no warehouse.



The snitch warehouse job I referred to may well include testifying in court in a felony case.

If people want to take a job like that then whatever. I would load up my lawnmower and do yards long before I considered a warehouse snitch job.
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Affirmative action sucks!!!

When a company deals with Federal gov't contracts, they have to hire a certain amount (or percentage) of minorities.

Not who is most qualified for the job.

Otherwise, you get no business from the Fed gov't, or any other company that's on the affirmative action list.

Criteria for being a minority is not just racial and for women anymore: It includes veterans, physically handicapped, Mentally/emotionally handicapped, homosexuals, foreign nationals (with work visa) ex-prison inmates and those formerly employed by the government. And there's more to that list!
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