How can I test to see if I'm an alien?

go to sleep.

if you sit down to pee
you're an alien

do you get government assistance as an illegal alien?

take this test

[link to www.helloquizzy.com]

tell us how you did.

:grant2:

You scored 76% Alien Hybrid.

If your score is above 50% you more than likely have an ancestor that is an alien. The higher the score the stronger your connection is to your alien family. For many of you this explains so much.

You scored 24% Human.

If your score for being human is significantly higher than your score as a hybrid then you have no fears ... except for possibly being taken over by the aliens that are invading the planet. Good luck.

You scored 60% possibility of having been an alien abductee.

If you scored 30% or more it is very possible that you have not only been visited by aliens you have also unwittingly joined them on their space ship and were used as a human guinea pig. If your score for abduction is higher than your score for being an alien hybrid, chances are that you have been injected with alien DNA in an experiment. Lucky you!

oh crap

I'm only 12% human

86% Alien Hybrid

somebody give me some value-um
hurry !!!

that ought to raise some
red flags at NSA

hahahaha

If you starred in this masterpiece, you might be an alien.

fist yo ass

If you were born on this planet then you are not.

However perhaps a hybrid...

90% alien 8% human...

who wants some space-strange?

is this why Obama has no Birth Certificate ???

meh... 44% human, 55% alien.

What's the other 2%?

have your buddies disect you while your drunk if you have 2 or 3 hearts your prolly an alein if not your human.

You scored 0% Human.

Look in the mirror that person looking back is an ET.
We are all ET earth has no species.

try and probe yourself...if you know how to do it and enjoy it...well, shit, you might just be an aleium !

Made me laugh.

Anal probe never fail: if you like it, you are 100% human and gay !!

100% Alien 0% Human

I did not need a test for this...

keep looking in the mirror

no matter how scary or weird it gets

88% alien here.

76% alien 24% human and 40% chance Ive been abducted.

Cool.

probably pizza

everyone is an alien. its nothing special.