What the seriously fuck?

So if a traditional narrative doesn't feature people who are not white, those missing skin colors must be shoehorned into said narratives?

So fuck it, lets make Zeus black and let's make Hercules a fucking Asian.

The virgin Mary shall henceforth be a mexican because we have to "intergrate our holidays and their characters".

But if we're doing that then I want Shaft to be white from now on.