‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’-He's Right You Know!

How do you find fault with that logic?

Yet he desires both... quack quack!

There's always the extreme circumstances, like... Rosie O'Donnell's muff that reeks of mostaccioli farts versus Ryan Seacrest's freshly showered starfish... I'm gonna go gay in that hypothetical.

This thread makes everybody replying here gay.

Interesting contrast you present...

I was watching, 'Blue Is the Warmest Color' last night and there's this long, drawn-out lesbian love making scene that just had me scratching my ...

What's the point. Two beautiful women but not a penis between them.

I started really feeling sorry for those that for some reason can't enjoy love-making with someone of the opposite sex.

They really are missing out on one of nature's greatest gifts.

omfg made my morning!

I think what he really means is being pussy whipped is 1000 times better than being a shithead.

a mans anus is built for those rough rides

Duh---- I mean good god that not hard to understand...

The VJJ Rules!!!! LOL

It strikes me as a bit like trying to drink soup with a fork, I mean okay you'll prolly get some into your mouth but it's not the ideal method to enjoy the full soup eating experience.

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LOL...We got some truly hilarious people on here.

Some of the best one-liners I've read in a while!

Keep 'em coming.

And thanks for the pin.

Ole Phil just kicked the shit out of the ants nest.

Duck Dynasty might be around for another 5 years.

Homos are criminals, and mentally ill.
They should all be incarcerated in a mental institution
for life.

Some women were born to be nuns.
Rosie was one of them, but she turned to the dark side.

That's when you defer to the hand. Nasty Anus-Tard.

It gets lonely out there in the swamps sometimes, so he'd probably know first hand.

Wonder if he told Ms. K what he and Uncle SI have been up to out there.

Yes, it does doesn't it

the greatest gift.

LOVE these guys...never really watched the show, but i'm a big fan.

Seriously. A breath of fresh air calling out the BS agenda. They would be off the air already if they didn't make A&E so much money. God bless the Robertsons!

Whew....glad that is cleared up. I believe that a man and a woman are what we are suppose to be with - GOD made Man and Woman - if we were met to be gay then he would have made only fucking men or women NOT both.

I think the GAY agenda can simply be a depopulation agenda - gays can adopt but can't create new ones. More gays marrying less children being born.

Just cause society says it is ok does not mean that it is morally correct or godly correct.

I LOVE Vaginas.....

THANK GOD FOR COURAGOUS CHRISTIANS WHO DO NOT SHY AWAY FROM "SPEAKING THE TRUTH IN LOVE."


Duck Dynasty is a great show by the way. I love it!!!!!

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The video above my post is crude but its THE TRUTH


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you cant

Haha he just doesn't give a shit anymore!!!!!

Awesome

Wish them all success

However I would like them to produce (not including calls) their merch in USA

That’s just me,” Phil Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes!"

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 Quoting: Lex Talionis

I would like to add that the same goes for a woman's anus as well.

Anal sex is just plain wrong and gross as well.

The anus is for expelling waste, not for sticking things into it unless you are Obammy, Congress, The House and Pat Robertson, Donald Trump and Rush Flimball.

gay media mafia is already in full attack mode on him.