Conspiracy..... How is it possible that YooHoos are that good??????????

i hardly ever drink them( except for this past 2 weeks) but all my life when i had them they never last more then 30 seconds, no matter what size bottle or can, they are like shots from heaven, and now after all these years and finding a conspiracy site, i have to ask. what makes them so awesome?????

there is never enough, NEVER.. has anyone ever had enough yoohoo? i mean yeahh if i go in there and destroy a 12 pack of them i guess thats enough, but i mean why is just one never enough? its not like a soda you drink slow and after its done you have no urge for another.. but with yoohoo, i and heard others say the same thing they say thats not enough.. its kinda like reeses cups are never enough

now my girl thinks they are just nasty, and i dont see how thats possible, so im asking yall has anyone ever had one and felt satisfied?

even the thought of it just being chocolate water,grosses me out, but then you taste it and its like ahhh yessssss and 10 seconds later its all gone and then your fucked if you dont have another, and also you never wanna buy another because you know one is never enough lol

by the way besides yoohoo and reeses cups are there anything else out there you think is always never enough, food or drink wise? like some super chemicals that just make you need more