I one star threads so that the OP can make a comment about it resulting in a "bump"

OH I C THE ONE STAR BANDIT CAME BY HURRR

First to 1 Star this BS!

I just gave you a Shit Star, you freak!

Oh looks like a whole one star bandit family has passed through. BET YOU WONT DO IT AGAIN!

You're the reason we only get to cast 10 votes per day you Jackoff!

If you want it bumped, why not just bump? I mean, congratulations on you skill with mind games, but couldn't you find a more useful way to apply it?

Resulting in a "bump"? You have not been on GLP very long then.

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Last Edited by TheGasMan II on 03/20/2014 11:03 AM

Because I am the great manipulator. It is very ironic for people so easily lead to call others sheep.

How ingenious and sweet of you.

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED CONSPIRACIES? TALK ABOUT THAT ONE!

A real conspiracy right beneath your noses and you couldn't even detect a waft of it.

Awesome!

I'd give you five of these *

But I used all five to give five individual threads one star each

Call it redistribution of star wealth

OOOOH GURL U MAD?

i one star anyone who says anything about stars or pins, especially when they lay it on all thick like they just won an oscar.....omgz, thank you for the pin!!

its the equivalent of stickers in kindergarten-and its retarded, most of the time, its a news story thats being pinned too- which makes the op's gratitude that much more retarded, its like you wrote the fucking story- and it was likely already posted before and overlooked.....

/rant

So OP, if you want to talk to your friend.
Do you go outside his Moms house, call the fire department and when the household is evacuated, you can then talk to your friend?

You better have one starred this thread or I will kick your ass.

p.s 5 stars for effort on your thread, and intent in fucking with people and theyre stupid rating system shit....

fight the power!!!

But if you're so great, again, can't you apply this some other way? Or are you only skilled at tricking people into bumping threads they'd probably bump anyway?

3/20/14: The day the One-Star Bandit turned himself in.
Never forget

it works!

1* for you.

That is because I continue to manipulate your emotions. You feel betrayed, disgusted, and angry. Every one star this thread gets, I grow a level like in Pokémon.

This thread is so full of truth and win.

I am the Punisher.

I will not respond with a bigger post than your own.

no

maybe

This is the best thread ever! I have been laughing the whole time reading it...... 1 well earned star for you OP!!!

PIN THIS SHIN